“A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.”
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“What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.”
“If food is poetry, is not poetry also food?”
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
“I said to my friends that if I was going to starve, I might as well starve where the food is good.”
“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”
“If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.”
“How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?”
“For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger.”
“Very well, I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant.”
“If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.”
“If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.”
“If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.”