“Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.”
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“If thou rise with an Appetite, thou art sure never to sit down without one.”
“If it were not for the Belly, the Back might wear Gold.”
“And Honey, I miss you and I'm being good. And I'd love to be with you if only I could.”
“If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the subject of eating.”
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.”
“If penicillin can cure those that are ill, Spanish sherry can bring the dead back to life.”
“The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.”
“If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it.”
“If you're given champagne at lunch, there's a catch somewhere.”
“If I can't have too many truffles, I'll do without truffles.”
“We don't need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could.”
“Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.”
“If you find an Australian indoors, it's a fair bet that he will have a glass in his hand.”
“If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.”
“I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.”