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“Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses. I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any wild horses in person. In person, they are like enormous hooved rats. They amble up to your camp site, and their attitude is: We're wild horses. We're going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes. We're protected by federal law, just like Richard Nixon.”

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Author:Dave Barry
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“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

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Author:Oscar Wilde
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“""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile, "fly with me! Be mine! Share with me the wild free life of a barrister! Say that you return the love which consumes my heart - oh, say it!" Here Bob put his hand over a hole in his waistcoat and struck a dramatic attitude.”

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Book:Uncollected stories
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“To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”

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Book:The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill
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“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

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Author:Thomas A. Edison
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“People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.”

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Author:Albert Einstein
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