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“If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we'd rather be alive and have the bad image.”

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Book:As good as Golda: the warmth and wisdom of Israel's Prime Minister

Source: As good as Golda: the warmth and wisdom of Israel's Prime Minister

“The good or ill hap of a good or ill life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill wife.”

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Book:Poor Richard's Almanack

Source: Poor Richard's Almanack

“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”

“Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs. Joe always kept a supply of it in the cupboard; having a belief in its virtues correspondent to its nastiness. At the best of times, so much of this elixir was administered to me as a choice restorative, that I was conscious of going about, smelling like a new fence.”

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Book:Great Expectations

Source: Great Expectations

“Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.”

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Author:David Lee Roth

“A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.”

“Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit.”

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Author:Guy Debord

“It seems an easy choice - sacrifice the tree for a human life - until one learns that three trees must be destroyed for each patient treated. Suddenly we must confront some tough questions. How important are the medical needs of future generations?”

Source: Earth in the Balance: Forging a New Common Purpose