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“If you must make a noise, make it quietly.”

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Author:Oliver Hardy

“There is no decision to be more or less comic. I don't feel more or less humorous in my day-to-day. These things are accidental.”

Feels Decision Humorous Comic Day To Day

Author:Alexis Taylor

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

“If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.”

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Book:The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx

Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx

“Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up.”

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Author:Wally Wood

“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.”

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Book:Humorous Stories and Sketches

Source: Humorous Stories and Sketches

“If there is not laughter in intimacy, it becomes heavy, burdensome, and dull. At my best moments, the love dialogue I try to carry on with You each day is comic-what could be more comic than a human addressing the Ground of Being as an intimate? It's a kind of blasphemy that I dare because you have called for it, and that is pretty humorous, too.”

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Author:Andrew Greeley