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“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”

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Author:Lily Tomlin

“Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.”

Source: Proverbial philosophy: a book of thoughts and arguments

“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”

Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist

“Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”

“In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.”

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Author:Dennis Roch

“Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.”