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“A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours.”

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Author:Ronald Reagan

“To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.”

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

“Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“He had never seen a woman doctor before, and his whole conservative soul rose up in revolt at the idea. He could not recall any biblical injunction that the man should remain ever the doctor and the woman the nurse, and yet he felt as if a blasphemy had been committed.”

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Book:Collected Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Delphi Classics)

Source: Collected Works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Delphi Classics)

“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“I admire that about the Republicans: The evidence does not faze them. They are not bothered at all by the facts.”

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Author:William J. Clinton

“I mean you've got a conservative and right-winged press presence with really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum.”

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Author:Hillary Clinton

“Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.”