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“If I freely may discover What should please me in my lover, I would have her fair and witty, Savouring more of court than city; A little proud, but full of pity; Light and humorous in her toying, Oft building hopes, and soon destroying, Long, but sweet in the enjoying; Neither too easy nor to hard; All extremes I would have barr'd.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ben Jonson (Illustrated)

“He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.”

Sometimes Hands Funny Enjoy Sound Voice Wonder Beats Humorous Importance Satisfaction Obvious Sentences Mellow

Book:Bleak House

Source: Bleak House

“To be a colored man in America ... and enjoy it, you must be greatly daring, greatly stolid, greatly humorous and greatly sensitive. And at all times a philosopher.”

Men America Enjoy Racism Humorous Philosopher All Time Sensitive Daring Daring Greatly

Book:Comedy, American Style

Source: Comedy, American Style

“Many of the things that stifle growth are morally neutral. They're not bad things. Facebook is not bad. Television and movies are not bad. I enjoy TV, but it doesn't take long for me to begin to find humorous on TV what the Lord finds heartbreaking.”

Long Enjoy Growth Lord Television Tvs Humorous Bad Things Heartbreaking

Author:Matt Chandler

“We need time to relax and enjoy ourselves too, no matter how dark the story. The occasional humorous moment helps with that. That's one of the things that Joss Whedon excels at in his storytelling.”

Needs Matter Moments Helping Stories Enjoy Dark Humorous Storytelling Relax Occasional Time Of Need Time To Relax

Author:Patrick Rothfuss

“I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.”

Looks I Can Seems Joy Fun Enjoy Sides Sadness Sad Humorous Sadness Of Life Sadness And Love

Book:My Life and Times

Source: My Life and Times

“I'm easily persuaded that a really good novelist who gets inside somebody else's head could be serving a valuable purpose. I enjoy satirical novels that take a wry, humorous, ironic look at modern life.”

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Author:Richard Dawkins

“After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.”

Ifs Purpose Enjoy Party Food Laughter Humorous Sarcastic Host Sole Champagne Taxi Sparkling Enjoy Yourself Cocktail Parties Party Invitations

Author:P. J. O'Rourke

“I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't... Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe...same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.”

“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”

Life Feels Hard Whole Enjoy Jokes Humorous Whole Life Practicals Practical Joke

Book:Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian

Source: Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian

“We spent as much money as we could and got as little for it as people could make up their minds to give us. We were always more or less miserable, and most of our acquaintance were in the same condition. There was a gay fiction among us that we were constantly enjoying ourselves, and a skeleton truth that we never did. To the best of my belief, our case was in the last aspect a rather common one.”

Source: Great Expectations Thrift Study Edition

“The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact.”

Children Together Enjoy Marriage Humorous Neighbor Concerts Annoying Tact

Author:Stephen Sondheim

“When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.”

Looks Enjoy Realizing Jokes Humorous Average

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.”

Purpose Enjoy Humorous Noble Englishmen

Author:A. P. Herbert

“Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the lights are out. They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have to last a lifetime and must be conserved.”

Should Children Humor Light Kids Funny Lasts Joy Enjoy Hours Church Baby Laughter Humorous Meetings Lifetime After Hours

Book:Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist

Source: Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist

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