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“Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.”
Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
“Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.”
Source: My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry
“When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package.”
“Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.”
“I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.”
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.”