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“Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer. But oh, good Lord, the verse you make, It gives a chap the belly-ache. The cow, the old cow, she is dead; It sleeps well the horned head: We poor lads, 'tis our turn now To hear such tunes as killed the cow. Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme Your friends to death before their time. Moping, melancholy mad: Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad.”

Giving Wells Enough Turns Stuff Sleep Poor Lord Clear Stupid Drink Humorous Mad Rate Beer Tunes Melancholy Cows Verses Rhyme Belly Ache Pipe Lad Chaps Sleep Well

Author:A. E. Housman

“Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?”

“Sometimes the person who is the most logical is the person whom we call insane.”

Persons Sometimes Funny Crazy Directors Humorous Madness Mad Insane Producers Insanity Logical Screenwriters Craziness Being Crazy Sometimes In Life

Author:Kevin Spacey

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

“On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.”

Thinking Funny Chance Crazy Humorous Madness Mad Insane Painter Insanity Second Chance Anarchist Goats Craziness Being Crazy Second Thoughts Crazy Girl

Author:Remedios Varo

“I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell”

Made House Hell Week Humorous Mad Good Life Landlord

Author:Garry Shandling

“I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.”

Used Disease Humorous Mad Cows Alright

Author:Billy Connolly

“The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.”

Inspirational Art Funny Differences Humorous Madness Mad Witty Painter Insanity Sanity Madmen Signatures Madness And Sanity Madness And Insanity

Author:Salvador Dali

“I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.”

World Life Believe Made Whole Powerful Terrible Humorous Mad Witty Whole World Existentialism Existential Enigma Mystery Of Life Pendulums Semiotics

Book:Foucault's Pendulum

Source: Foucault's Pendulum