“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
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“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
“Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.”