“Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away.” MovingTimeHumorousTime ManagementCircusPackingMoving AwayPacking Up Author:Ben Hecht
“It's been part of my signature to incorporate my humor with my dance, or even just how I'm feeling. If I'm feeling humorous, which I am, most of the day, I tend to incorporate that. If I'm dancing freestyle, if I feel like I've gotten too serious, while I'm moving, I'll think, "All right, it's time to lighten up a little bit," and I do. It just feels good.” IfsThinkingFeelsLittlesFeelingsMovingBitsSeriousLittle BitHumorousDancingFeel GoodSignaturesFreestyle Author:Stephen Boss
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” PeopleMadeGodHumorFunnyMovingScienceUniverseCrazyCreationHumorousAngerRegardAngrySillyHitchhikers Guide To The GalaxyHitchhikers GuideHitchhikingFunny ScienceAstronomy And UniverseFunny And WittyVery Witty Author:Douglas Adams
“Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?” FunnyMovingHoursHumorousWittyFunny LifeRush Hour Author:Robin Williams
“Pro and con are opposites, that fact is clearly seen. If progress means to move forward, then what does congress mean?” IfsMeanDoeFactsHumorGovernmentFunnyMovingPoliticalProgressHumorousOppositesCongressMoving ForwardComedianPros And Cons Author:Nipsey Russell
“Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your child." MY child just wants to eat the toys.” WantMindChildrenHumorKidsTodayFunnyMovingBabyComputerHumorousOur ChildrenMy ChildrenYour ChildrenToysChips Book:Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism Source: Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism
“Matt Mason must be declared the poet laureate of the Midwest! No other native son celebrates the overlooked America, its unsung citizens (from the anonymous poets to the part-time English teachers), and its expansive indigenous landscape, as well as he does. Mason's poetry is humorous when he wants to be quirky, heartbreaking when he wants to be eloquent, and though he moves effortlessly into other moods and geographies, he always returns to his first and most enduring love (and to what he knows best)-his homeland.” KnowsWantFirstsWellsDoeAmericaMovingTeacherSonPoetReturnCitizensHumorousEndureMoodCelebrateLandscapeNativePoetry IsIndigenousGeographyHomelandHeartbreakingEloquentQuirkyOverlookedMidwestMasonsPart TimeEnglish TeacherEnduring LoveNative Son Author:Rigoberto Gonzalez
“When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified your attitude toward him. You have given a definite answer to a definite problem. For better or worse you have acted decisively. In a way, the next move is up to him.” MenWayProblemMovingNextGivenAnswersAttitudeHumorousShotsDefiniteNext Move Author:R. A. Lafferty