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“The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).”

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Author:Rich Hall

“Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.”

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Author:P. G. Wodehouse

“I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”

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Author:Steven Wright

“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”

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Author:George Carlin

“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.”

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Book:The Best of Brain Droppings

Source: The Best of Brain Droppings

“I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants”

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Author:Dave Beard