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“Mr. Bazzard's father, being a Norfolk farmer, would have furiously laid about him with a flail, a pitch-fork, and every agricultural implement available for assaulting purposes, on the slightest hint of his son's having written a play.”

Play Funny Purpose Father Written Son Humorous Available Farmers Hints Forks Norfolk

Book:The Complete Works of Charles Dickens: Edwin Drood and Miscellaneous

Source: The Complete Works of Charles Dickens: Edwin Drood and Miscellaneous

“I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.”

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Author:Steven Wright

“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”

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Author:Truman Capote

“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.”

Funny Time Written Humorous Letters Entrepreneur Ironic Publishers Humorists Brevity Lack Of Time

Author:Mark Twain

“History is written by the victors.”

Inspirational Winning History Written Wise Words Victory Humorous Winner Great Men

Book:Proceedings of the International Churchill Societies 1992-1993

Source: Proceedings of the International Churchill Societies 1992-1993

“Many, many of you have written to me asking the following question: 'Dave, have their been any new advancements in the field of artificial falcon insemination, and could these developments be used to improve the American electoral process?'”

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Author:Dave Barry

“Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.”

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Author:T. S. Eliot