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“Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday, immigrants said, 'You know what, we're good. We're gonna head back now. We had enough.'”

Knows Want Made Said Enough Seeing Clinton Campaigns Yesterday Celebrate Immigrants Citizenship Vegas Las Vegas Had Enough Undocumented Immigrants Cinco De Mayo

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“I don't like working in a studio, at all. I just prefer to be on location, rather than hearing the bells of the studio going off. It's like being in Las Vegas, where no one knows the time and there are no windows.”

Knows Window Studios Hearing Bells Location Vegas Las Vegas

Author:Eric Bana

“I love San Francisco, it's very hard to compete with San Francisco when it comes to availability of product, but one thing you can't replace about Las Vegas or Miami is people are walking in the door and they want to have a good time. They walk in, and this is the start of their good time.”

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Author:Michael Mina

“In Las Vegas we all know that it's the croupiers who win. At the race track, it's those who control the handle who win. State lotteries, does anybody think the participants in the lottery win? No. The state wins.”

Thinking Knows Doe States Winning Race Track Handle Vegas Las Vegas Participants Lottery Race Track

Author:John C. Bogle

“I was born and raised in Las Vegas, and then I left there to go to the University of Evansville where I majored in theatre.”

Left Born Raised University Theatre Vegas Las Vegas Born And Raised

Author:Rutina Wesley

“To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.”

Source: Bouncing back: I've survived everything-- and I mean everything-- and you can too!

“I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.”

School Teach Worry Math Vegas Las Vegas

Author:Rita Rudner

“[On Las Vegas:] I love that town. No clocks. No locks. No restrictions.”

Towns Clock Locks Restriction Vegas Las Vegas

Book:Marlene Dietrich's ABC.

Source: Marlene Dietrich's ABC.

“This desert town was man's own miracle of pure purposelessness.”

Men Pure Miracle Towns Desert Las Vegas Purposelessness

Book:Desert of the Heart: A Novel

Source: Desert of the Heart: A Novel

“I've always thought of this city as Disneyland for adults. ... There's no danger of Las Vegas expiring from an excess of good taste.”

Cities Danger Taste Adults Excess Vegas Las Vegas Disneyland Good Taste

Book:The Burning Point

Source: The Burning Point

“Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.”

Mice Vegas Las Vegas Newton Wayne Disneyland Mickey

Author:Merv Griffin

“I really love Las Vegas. Its, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ.”

My Favorite Vegas Las Vegas Djs Favorite Places

Author:Pauly D

“[On Las Vegas:] ... The City That Never Sleeps. The City That Sins and Smiles and Lives On the Edge. The city where vices become virtues, become what everyone is here to do.”

Sleep Sin Cities Virtue Edges Vices Vegas Las Vegas Never Sleep Life On The Edge

Author:Karen Kijewski

“I was trying to take the band in a direction that I thought was appropriate, and Roth was trying to take the band in more of a Las Vegas direction. And there he is.”

Trying Band Appropriate Vegas Las Vegas

Author:Eddie Van Halen

“I didn't much like Las Vegas. The noise of the place and the whole 24-hour, 'let's play the slot machines all night' culture of the place just left me cold.”

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Author:James Nesbitt

“Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of Americas brittle and mutating id.”

Expression Concrete Vegas Las Vegas Glitter

Author:John Burdett

“I don't know what happened to architecture [in Las-Vegas] I think they're getting us ready for space colonies or something, nobody puts a window in that you can crack.”

Thinking Knows Space Happened Ready Window Architecture Cracks Vegas Las Vegas Colony

Author:Jim Carrey

“Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week, President Bush has followed John Kerry to Davenport, Iowa; New Mexico; Las Vegas; Los Angeles; and he follows him to Portland, Oregon. The only place he never followed John Kerry was Vietnam.”

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Author:Jay Leno

“Any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice.You go to Las Vegas, there's like a devil and a devil and they're just battling it out the whole time. It's like, "Smoke some crack!" "Get a hooker!" And then I go, "YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!"”

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Author:Bill Burr

“Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop.”

People Psychology Cop Traffic Highways Vegas Las Vegas Loathing Gonzo Fear And Loathing

Book:Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream

Source: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream

“Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.”

World Cities Honest Fake Vegas Las Vegas Cities In The World

Author:Frank Scoblete

“I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city.”

Thinking Sometimes Chance Cities Holy Vegas Las Vegas Jerusalem

Author:Frank Scoblete

“Everybody knows about Las Vegas. It's a state of mind. Some people want to come with their kids and have a great weekend. Some people want to shop. Some people want to find hookers. Some people want to eat. Some people just want to gamble. It's a potpourri of decadence.”

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Author:Michael Douglas

“I don't think I've gone a day in my life without being inspired by Celine Dion. If you would've seen me at her concert in Las Vegas - like, I'm surprised I didn't get kicked out. I was literally sitting at the edge of my seat like the happiest girl in the entire universe.”

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Author:Lea Michele

“I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce.”

Humor Funny Three House Equal Shining Comedian Hotel Vegas Las Vegas Bounce Shampoo

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I got a hotel room at New York New York in Las Vegas and I was very happy. They've got that rollercoaster encircling the entire premises, just like Manhattan.”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I'm one of the few reading and thinking people who loves Las Vegas for the vulgarity and omnipresence of the dream. The collective dream. There's something enormous about it. Let me say one thing: Las Vegas and cinema have similar roots. The country fair. The magician at the country fair. The vulgarity of the country fair.”

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Author:Werner Herzog

“I grew up in Denver, Colorado. After high school I went to Vegas”

School Grew Grew Up High School Vegas Las Vegas Colorado Denver After High School

Author:Paul Taylor

“With everything it has to offer, Las Vegas is an obvious destination for tourists, as proven by the over 40 million visitors the city welcomes per year.”

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Author:Jon Porter

“It is interesting to work in Las Vegas. I've always thought of Las Vegas as Los Angeles on its day off. There's not any hierarchy of taste, and that's what L.A. always was to me: It's not really a town of culture, it's a town of entertainment.”

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Author:James Turrell

“If what happens in Las Vegas is supposed to stay in Las Vegas, how did Harry Reid get out?”

Ifs Happens Vegas Las Vegas

Author:Wesley Pruden

“I saw money change votes.I mean, they just seem unaware of this, that money is something - if they want to see the appearance of corruption, all they had to do was look in Las Vegas last weekend.”

Ifs Want Looks Mean Seems Lasts Saws Vote Corruption Appearance Weekend Vegas Las Vegas

Author:Mark Shields

“The Stonehenge proposal got a lot of interesting criticism. One of the best - or worst - said something like, "Go home to Las Vegas." I think this project could possibly be realized at a very late part of my career. Right now, I don't have the authority, the budget, the credibility.”

Thinking Said Home Interesting Careers Worst Right Now Authority Projects Late Criticism Budgets Credibility Proposal Vegas Las Vegas Stonehenge

Author:Aleksandra Mir

“Foreign policy is a little bit like a guy who goes to Las Vegas. If you win too much, then you eventually bet the mortgage. You start to think you are infallible.”

Ifs Thinking Littles Guy Winning Bits Too Much Policy Little Bit Foreign Policy Vegas Las Vegas Mortgage Infallible

Author:Peter Beinart

“Las Vegas is the boxing capital. During a Floyd Mayweather fight weekend, you can shop, party, stay out late and do anything you want. The city of Las Vegas has everything.”

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Author:Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

“Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.”

Games Gone Vegas Las Vegas

Author:Douglas Coupland

“TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They keep you on the casino floor. If I'm unlucky, if I'm lucky enough to be unlucky, I would love to write a movie.”

Ifs Writing Enough Tvs Lucky Meetings Vegas Las Vegas Casinos Unlucky

Author:Dan Harmon

“Investing is like waiting for paint dry and grass grow so. If you like fun, let handle 800 USD and headed to Las Vegas”

Ifs Fun Grows Waiting Paint Investing Handle Grass Dry Vegas Las Vegas

Author:Paul Samuelson

“The Obama 'stimulus' plan is a $1 trillion dollar gamble more suited to Las Vegas than Washington.”

Plans Dollars Vegas Stimulus Las Vegas Gamble

Author:Cal Thomas

“I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.”

World Looks I Can Two Sex Cities Drink Window Miles Ems Vegas Las Vegas Gamble Cities In The World

Author:Redd Foxx

“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.”

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Author:Mort Sahl

“Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash.”

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Author:Robert De Niro

“I spent six years as a child growing not far from Las Vegas.I use to sit on the porch of our home and listen to my grandfather tell stories as he smoked one of three daily cigars.One of the things my grandfather instilled in me, was that I was really blessed because I was a citizen of the greatest country in the history of our mankind.”

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Author:Marco Rubio

“Las Vegas is incredible. Either you love it or you're a classy person with morals. I fall into the former category. It's definitely bled into my writing.”

Writing Persons Fall Moral Incredibles Former Categories Vegas Las Vegas

Author:Alissa Nutting

“I've seen men in $5,000 suits urinate in public fountains here. Las Vegas is the best place on earth.”

Men Earth Suits Fountain Vegas Las Vegas Best Place

Author:Alissa Nutting

“I'm really fascinated by how the mob ethos permeates places like Las Vegas and Chicago. I have the book set in Las Vegas and Chicago for pretty specific reasons, some of which are that in both cases the mob history has become a tourist attraction - I'm actually doing a book signing in Las Vegas at The Mob Museum, which I am positively giddy about! - and I find that especially unusual. If you don't call these people "the Mafia" they're just a band of psychopaths killing people for profoundly dumb reasons.”

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Author:Tod Goldberg

“New tracks like Las Vegas, hell, you could drive off the end of that track and continue safely 20 miles into the desert. But there's not a day goes by I don't think of Scott [Kalitta]. It's still traumatic.”

Thinking Stills Ends Hell Track Miles Desert Vegas Las Vegas

Author:Connie Kalitta

“I am proud to be in Los Angeles. I have a lot of fans that love me here. When you talk about the Meccas of boxing - Las Vegas, New York - now you have to talk about Los Angeles.”

Fans New York Proud Boxing Los Angeles Vegas Las Vegas Mecca

Author:Lennox Lewis

“Las Vegas does have its fair share of males in the business. But the male sex trade is often more underground. There are escort services that specify in gay prostitution, although it may not be advertised for the public, but if you are a male calling for a male, or female calling for a female, you will get what you ask for as long as the money is right.”

Ifs May Long Doe Asks Sex Share Calling Gay Female Fairs Trade Males Vegas Prostitution Las Vegas Fair Share

Author:Annie Lobert

“Let's say I take a picture of the Eiffel Tower in front of the casino in Las Vegas. That type of pattern might suggest I'm just a tourist. But if my next one is of another dam or electrical station, someone might say 'Well, that's kind of strange'. What do the different pieces of the puzzle mean when you put them together? And one of the advantages of geographic profiling in geography is a common denominator for so many different types of information sources.”

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