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“I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.”

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Author:Bob Newhart

“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”

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Author:Johnny Carson

“That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.”

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Author:Bill Cosby

“With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!”

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Book:It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“Marriage is a lot of things-an alliance, a sacrament, a comedy, or a mistake; but it is definitely not a partnership because that implies equal gain. And every right-thinking woman knows the profit in matrimony is by all odds hers.”

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Book:The province of the heart

Source: The province of the heart

“Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.”

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Author:W. C. Fields