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“Sony and Nickelodeon knew they wanted to create a TV show that was a platform for a band they would have for Sony. They knew what they wanted, and it took two years of auditions and screen tests and countless people coming in and out the door until they finally settled on the four of us.”

People Years Two Shows Wanted Four Doors Tvs Band Tests Screens Two Years Platforms Tv Shows Auditions Sony Nickelodeon

Author:James Maslow

“This is the test and triumph of originality, not to show us what has never been, and what we may therefore very easily never have dreamt of, but to point out to us what is before our eyes and under our feet, though we have had no suspicion of its existence, for want of sufficient strength of intuition, of determined grasp of mind to seize and retain it.”

Want Mind May Shows Eye Existence Feet Tests Intuition Determined Triumph Sufficient Originality Suspicion

Book:Delphi Collected Works of William Hazlitt (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Collected Works of William Hazlitt (Illustrated)

“Test centuries is one such records which doesn't look like being surpassed”

Looks Records Century Tests Long Jump

Author:Sunil Gavaskar

“Jesus prescribes a doctrinal test for false prophets because a behavioral test is unreliable.”

Jesus Tests Prophet Unreliable False Prophets

Author:John Robbins

“The producers and I first talked about the Big Fish musical, right before we did the first test screening of the movie. I said, "I think there's a Broadway musical here." And really, from that day, we started figuring out how we would do it.”

Thinking Firsts Said Bigs Tests Musical Fishes Producers Broadway Screening Big Fish Broadway Musical

Author:John August

“I think that everybody, even if they had the best high school experience, there was something about high school. Whether you dropped a pass, or whether you flunked the test, or you didn't go to the prom.”

Ifs Thinking School High School Tests Prom School Experience

Author:Neal H. Moritz

“I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.”

Heaven Century Tests Curves

Author:Lenny Bruce

“The main reason I like UFC is not just the martial arts aspect, but it's about one person against the other person. It's about being able to test yourself with the truth.”

Persons Art Reason Able Aspect Tests Martial Arts Ufc

Author:Donnie Yen

“You learn quite a bit about your film from test screening audiences. With both comedies and movies that are intense, you need to calibrate the film and see how audiences react.”

Needs Film Bits Audience Comedy Tests Intense Screening

Author:Rod Lurie

“There is no better test of a man's ultimate chivalry and integrity than how he behaves when he is wrong... A stiff apology is a second insult.”

Men Integrity Tests Ultimate Behave Insult Apology Chivalry

Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Test Cricket is not a light-hearted business, especially that between England and Australia.”

Light Tests England Australia Cricket Hearted Light Hearted

Author:Donald Bradman

“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”

Comedy Tests Police Caught Stealing Ironic Lipstick Macs

Author:Eddie Izzard

“The two great tests of character are wealth and poverty.”

Two Character Wealth Poverty Tests Wealth And Poverty Test Of Character

Author:Charles A. Beard

“I think everybody has a moment in their career where you have to test whether it was right or wrong. We've all been there. I've looked back at performances of my own, where only you know if it is something you want to repeat. As long as you know when it's not right that you don't repeat it all the time.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Want Long Moments My Own Careers Tests Performances Repeats

Author:Jessie J

“I think the way you can tell if a guy and girl are in a serious relationship is whether or not they have black and white pictures of themselves together. That's the real test. Because it takes effort to get nice black and white photos. If you've gone that far, there's no turning back.”

Ifs Thinking Way Real Together Guy Girl Black White Effort Gone Nice Serious Tests Black And White No Turning Back Serious Relationship

Author:Aaron Karo

“I think the best friendships are those that can stand the test of time, where the friendship is based more on who you are than on what you do or what you have.”

Thinking Tests Who You Are Best Friendship Test Of Time

Author:Steve Pavlina

“One afternoon when I was 9, my dad told me I'd be skipping school the next day. Then we drove 12 hours from Melbourne to Sydney for the Centenary Test, a once-in-a-lifetime commemorative cricket match. It was great fun - especially for a kid who was a massive sports fan.”

Kids School Next Fun Sports Hours Fans Dad Tests Lifetime My Dad Massive Afternoon Next Day Cricket Sydney Once In A Lifetime Melbourne Sports Fan Cricket Match Skipping School

Author:Hugh Jackman

“I went to a public school through sixth grade, and being good at tests wasn't cool.”

School Tests Be Good Grades Public School Sixth Grade

Author:Bill Gates

“If the youth is content to abandon his previous associates and to throw in his lot whole-heartedly with the rulers, he may, after suitable tests, be promoted, but if he shows any regrettable solidarity with his previous associates, the rulers will reluctantly conclude that there is nothing to be done with him except to send him to the lethal chamber before his ill-disciplined intelligence has had time to spread revolt. This will be a painful duty to the rulers, but I think they will not shrink from performing it.”

Ifs Thinking May Done Whole Shows Youth Duty Tests Ill Painful Spread Performing Abandon Rulers Solidarity Associates Shrinks Chamber Revolt Suitable

Author:Bertrand Russell

“All of modern physics is governed by that magnificent and thoroughly confusing discipline called quantum mechanics ... It has survived all tests and there is no reason to believe that there is any flaw in it. We all know how to use it and how to apply it to problems; and so we have learned to live with the fact that nobody can understand it.”

Knows Believe Reason Facts Use Problem Know How Modern Discipline Tests Physics No Reason Flaws Quantum Magnificent Survived Mechanic Confusing Quantum Mechanics Modern Physics

Author:Murray Gell-Mann

“Be comforted with this divine thought that your spiritual and physical pains are the test of the Divine Will.”

Pain Spiritual Divine Tests Physical Pain Divine Will

Author:Pio of Pietrelcina

“The test of all knowledge is experiment. Experiment is the sole judge of scientific truth.”

Judging Tests Experiments Sole Scientific Truth

Book:The Feynman Lectures on Physics, Desktop Edition Volume I

Source: The Feynman Lectures on Physics, Desktop Edition Volume I

“The final test of greatness in a CEO is how well he chooses a successor and whether he can step aside and let the successor run the company.”

Wells Running Company Steps Greatness Tests Finals Ceo Successors

Author:Peter Drucker

“I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.”

Thinking Past Tests Ghost Ass Nasty Reflecting Pussy Scrooge Skanks

Author:Chris Rock

“There's an appreciation, not unlike that for dancers or tightrope walkers, of the body undergoing tests and coming through them by courage and technique; a desire for "clean" results.”

Body Desire Results Tests Clean Appreciation Technique Dancer Walkers

Author:Richard Gilman

“When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.”

Choices Given Tests Multiple Multiple Choice

Author:Demetri Martin

“The resolution approved today presents the Iraqi regime with a test - a final test.”

Today Tests Finals Resolution Regimes Approved

Author:George W. Bush

“The real test of one's belief in the doctrine of Habeas Corpus is not when one demands its application on behalf of one's friends but of one's enemies.”

Real Belief Enemy Demand Tests Doctrine Application Behalf Corpus Habeas Corpus

Author:Clement Attlee

“I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.”

Giving Mind Names Minutes Letters Tests Shrinks One Minute Alzheimer Alzheimer's

Author:Ray Romano

“You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.”

Ifs Thinking Bigs Might Taste Tests Trials Redneck You Might Be A Redneck If

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“It is easy to be independent when you've got money. But to be independent when you haven't got a thing, that's the Lord's test.”

Easy Poor Money Lord Havens Tests Independent Independence Singers African American Famous Inspirational Gospel Music

Book:Movin' on Up

Source: Movin' on Up

“I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think.”

Thinking Party Type Drug Daughter Tests Surprise Birthday Birthday Party

Author:Dave Attell

“The president of a TV network generously agreed to take his company's aptitude test, a test required of all the personnel. He did badly. As a result he was in a sullen mood for the rest of the day. When he got home that night, his wife asked why he looked so grouchy. I took the company's aptitude test this morning. What did it show? asked the wife. It showed, boomed the executive, that such tests are idiotic. That's what it showed.”

Shows Home Night President Results Company Morning Wife Tvs Tests Mood Executives Idiotic Aptitude Personnel Sullen Grouchy Aptitude Test

Author:Joey Bishop

“It should be heart-breaking to every American that we have a frontrunner in the presidential race that suggests there will be a religious test for anybody who wishes to come to our shores.”

Should Heart Wish Religious Race Tests Presidential Shore Heart Breaking

Author:Joe Biden

“The [Hillary] Clinton campaign posted a pretty clever online quiz that makes a similar point with the Republican presidential field. Who said it? Donald Trump or not Donald Trump? For example, quote, "I mean you can prove you are a Christian. You can`t prove it, then you err on the side of caution." That was not Donald Trump. It was this guy, who strongly denounced Trump`s proposed Muslim ban but supports a religious test for refugees.”

Mean Said Christian Guy Sides Religious Support Example Fields Trump Republican Prove Tests Clinton Campaigns Clever Presidential Online Refugee This Guy Caution Bans Prove It Quiz

Author:Chris Hayes

“You can't measure a dog's intelligence by giving him a verbal test 'cause it's not on their scale, but that doesn't mean they're not intelligent creatures.”

Giving Mean Causes Dog Creatures Tests Intelligent Scales

Author:Bryan Fuller

“I never liked the extended cut personally because I like...we spend a lot of time figuring out our final cut. We test and test and test it, whatnot. Having said that, there's one sequence we're adding back into the movie for the extended cut that is pretty amazing that I think people are going to love.”

People Thinking Said Cutting Tests Finals Sequence

Author:Nicholas Stoller

“he first make-up crew had three test runs, so by the time we were shooting, they got it down to three hours. They switched make-up crews for Eclipse and they never had any test runs, and they had to figure out what the other team had done, so the first day, I was in the chair for eight hours. But, they adjusted the scar from New Moon to Eclipse. The first time, there was more pullage on my face, so I had a hard time eating. It didn't hurt, but it was uncomfortable.”

Firsts Hard Done Running Faces Three Hours Hurt Team Figures Moon Eating First Time Tests Eight Shooting Uncomfortable Hard Times Chairs Scar Crew Eclipse New Moon

Author:Tinsel Korey

“People test movies within an inch of their life, so that the entire audience experience is a uniform one.”

People Audience Tests Inches Uniforms

Author:Peter Morgan

“Anytime you test for a TV show, you have that bit of squeamishness entering into it because they lock you in for a number years.”

Years Shows Bits Numbers Tvs Tests Locks Tv Shows Entering

Author:Sam Huntington

“Do you know there is actually a blood test out there now to find out if your kid is gay or not? Yeah, it's an HIV test.”

Ifs Knows Kids Blood Gay Tests Yeah Do You Know Hiv Blood Tests

Author:Daniel Tosh

“I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you. Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it.”

Ifs Way Want Wells Looks Shows Guy Loses Hurt Animal Discovery Tests Suits One Way Bites Pool It Hurts Jimmy Sharks Inventing

Author:Bill Engvall

“The United States ranks 14th in the world in education. Even if we subtract Sarah Palin's test scores, it only bumps us to third. Damn you, Finland!”

Ifs World States United United States Tests Thirds Damn Score Bumps Palin Finland Test Scores Damn You

Author:Christopher Titus

“I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test.”

Today Blood Tests Aids

Author:Amy Schumer

“I go in for the eye test, and I don't know about you, but I concentrate like crazy during the eye exam. You don't want to get no 'D' on that thing and end up with these big thick Coke bottle glasses.”

Knows Want Ends Bigs Eye Crazy Tests Glasses Bottles Thick Coke Exam

Author:Brian Regan

“Often the biggest test is when the chips are down and you've got to stick together as a team.”

Together Team Tests England Down And Sticks Chips

Author:Michael Owen

“Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up... First thing you're going to see: condoms. Next to that: lubricant. Next to that: pregnancy test. Next to that: Pampers. Next to that: formula. And at the end of the aisle they sell beer.”

Firsts Ends Order Next Products Evolution Tests Sells Aids Stuck Mess Beer Pregnancy Formulas Rite Aisle Condom Evolution Of Life Pregnancy Test

Author:Gabriel Iglesias

“I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.”

Tests Pregnancy Clue Aisle Pregnancy Test

Author:Gabriel Iglesias

“Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.”

“I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test.”

Way Years Girl Blood Baby Daughter Tests Court Pounds My Daughter Baby Girl Court System Blood Tests

Author:Donnell Rawlings

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