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“When I was deputy chairman I could travel from Glasgow to Edinburgh without leaving Tory land. In a two-week period I covered every constituency in which we had an MP. There were 14. Now we have only one. We appear to have given up.”

Two Given Week Land Periods Leaving Covered Given Up Chairman Two Weeks Edinburgh Deputies Glasgow Mps

Author:Jeffrey Archer

“The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.”

Two President Chance Week News Good News American Politics Two Weeks Bad News Another Chance

Author:Johnny Carson

“The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.”

Persons Two Light Waiting Week Lifetime Average Traffic Two Weeks Average Person Traffic Light

Author:Tom Waits

“Brazil is not what you see but what you feel. Once you spend time here - a week, two weeks - you get in the vibe. It's really intoxicating.”

Feels Two Week End Times Spend Time Two Weeks Brazil

Author:Francisco Costa

“As James Surowiecki noted in a New Yorker article, given a choice between developing antibiotics that people will take every day for two weeks and antidepressants that people will take every day for ever, drug companies not surprisingly opt for the latter. Although a few antibiotics have been toughened up a bit, the pharmaceutical industry hasn't given us an entirely new antibiotic since the 1970s.”

“Upon its debut, The Room was a spectacular bomb, pulling in all of $1,800 during its initial two-week Los Angeles run. It wasn't until the last weekend of the film's short release that the seeds of its eventual cultural salvation were planted. While passing a movie theater, two young film students named Michael Rousselet and Scott Gairdner noticed a sign on the ticket booth that read: NO REFUNDS. Below the sign was this blurb from a review: “Watching this film is like getting stabbed in the head.” They were sold.”

Source: The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, the Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made

“For many years I had been deeply identified with thinking and the painful, heavy emotions that had accumulated inside. My thought activity was mostly negative, and my sense of identity was also mostly negative, although I tried hard to prove to myself and to the world that I was good enough by working very hard academically. But even after I had achieved academic success, I was happy for two weeks or three and then the depression and anxiety came back.”

“It's a great incentive to work long hours. I limit the holiday to two weeks and then get the hell back to the office. If I had my choice I wouldn't take holidays but my wife insists on time with the kids. That's enough. Prior to getting married I never took a holiday.”

Ifs Long Two Enough Kids Choices Hours Hell Wife Week Limits Office Married My Wife Holiday Incentives Two Weeks Getting Married Long Hours

Author:Michael O'Leary

“Sorrento, August. For two weeks now I haven't heard a German word or understood an Italian one. This way one can manage to live with people; everything goes like clockwork and no irksome misunderstanding can arise.”

People Way Two Heard Week Havens Communication Understood Arise Manage Italian Misunderstanding Two Weeks August Clockwork

Book:Half-truths & One-and-a-half Truths: Selected Aphorisms

Source: Half-truths & One-and-a-half Truths: Selected Aphorisms

“Sometimes things just aren't of their time, and they take a minute to catch on, or they find an audience later. Sometimes bizarre little films are the ones that everyone remembers later. With most big major blockbusters, people will have already forgotten about it two weeks after it came out.”

People Littles Two Sometimes Bigs Remember Film Audience Week Minutes Majors Forgotten Bizarre Two Weeks Blockbuster

Author:Rob Zombie

“I love my situation as a spectator. The actors are only a little bit ahead of the audience. The audience discovers the episode when it's screened, but we actors only discover the episode when we get the script, two weeks ahead of shooting. Until then, we know nothing of the evolution of our characters.”

Knows Littles Two Character Actors Bits Situation Audience Week Evolution Little Bit Scripts Shooting Episodes Spectators Two Weeks

Author:Richard Sammel

“Many people have trouble sticking to their resolutions, and there is a simple scientific explanation for this. In 1987, a team of psychologists conducted a study in which they monitored the New Year's resolutions of 275 people. After one week the psychologists found that 92 percent of the people were keeping their resolutions; after two weeks we have no idea what happened because the psychologists had quit monitoring.”

People Years Two Ideas Found Simple Study Happened Trouble Week Team Percent Quitting No Idea Explanation Resolution New Year Two Weeks Psychologist New Year's Resolutions Monitoring

Author:Dave Barry

“Carles Puyol is a Barcelona legend. He could have been playing every two weeks but he has shown dignity until the end.”

Has Beens Two Ends Week Dignity Legends Could Have Been Two Weeks Barcelona

Author:Cesc Fabregas

“A little goes a long way in Somalia: $5 will feed a person there for about two weeks.”

Way Littles Persons Long Two Week Long Way Two Weeks Somalia

Author:Amanda Lindhout

“The Chili Peppers have a real strict two-week on/two-week off policy - aside from me, everybody has families.”

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Author:Josh Klinghoffer

“Keep reading books, stay in school. I encourage kids to read as much as they can, I challenge you to read a book every two weeks, like I try to.”

Trying Two Book Kids School Reading Challenges Week Reading Books Two Weeks Stay In School

Author:Alex Rodriguez

“Mothers are likely to have more bad days on the job than most other professionals, considering the hours: round-the-clock, seven days a week, fifty-two weeks a year. . . . You go to work when you're sick, maybe even clinically depressed, because motherhood is perhaps the only unpaid position where failure to show up can result in arrest.”

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Book:American Mom: Motherhood, Politics, and Humble Pie

Source: American Mom: Motherhood, Politics, and Humble Pie

“The oyster leads a dreadful but exciting life. Indeed, his chance to live at all is slim, and if he should survive the arrows of his own outrageous fortune and in the two weeks of his carefree youth find a clean smooth place to fix on, the years afterwards are full of stress, passion, and danger.”

Ifs Should Years Two Passion Chance Week Danger Youth Exciting Stress Clean Fortune Smooth Arrows Two Weeks Outrageous Oysters Slim Carefree Exciting Life

Book:Consider the Oyster

Source: Consider the Oyster

“It was dark and misty for 2 weeks, and I didn't come up with a thing. Suddenly the sun shone and it was, 'Wow, look at those beautiful Alps.' I wrote 'Mr. Blue Sky' and 13 other songs in the next two weeks.”

Looks Two Beautiful Song Next Dark Sun Week Sky Blue Come Up Wow Two Weeks Blue Sky Misty Alps

Author:Jeff Lynne

“I was always looking to be entertained. We lead such full lives and a lot of us don't lead very pleasant lives and don't like what we do... My dad worked his whole life as a salesman and that wasn't what he really wanted to do. He looked forward to two weeks vacation every year and he used to say to me, 'Whatever you do, make sure you do something you really like so you don't just have your vacation to look forward to.' And I love movies.”

Love Life Years Looks Two Whole Wanted Used Week Dad My Dad Whole Life Pleasant Love Life Vacation Two Weeks Salesman Movie Love Full Life

Author:Jerry Bruckheimer

“I mean, they call it Stockholm Syndrome and post traumatic stress disorder. And, you know, I had no free will. I had virtually no free will until I was separated from them for about two weeks.”

Knows Mean Two Week Stress Posts Free Will Disorder Two Weeks Syndromes Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Stockholm Stockholm Syndrome

Author:Patty Hearst

“Today, we don't talk about history. The past is two weeks ago, and the future is two weeks after.”

Two Today Past Week Two Weeks

Author:Marjane Satrapi

“What I find really difficult is making career decisions. Normally it will take me two weeks, until the very last minute and I have to say yes or no. For a couple of weeks, I will tune everyone out who is giving me advice, so that I can make a clear decision on my own and it takes time.”

Giving I Can Two Lasts Difficult My Own Decision Careers Clear Week Minutes Advice Couple Tunes Take Me Take Time Two Weeks It Takes Time Last Minute Yes Or No

Author:Paul Walker

“You can't remember what movie you saw two weeks ago, but you can remember what Broadway show you saw two weeks ago and where you ate dinner - everything about it. There's something about live theatre that hits you in the heart.”

Heart Two Shows Remember Saws Week Dinner Theatre Broadway Two Weeks Broadway Shows Live Theatre

Author:Susan Stroman

“I have a rule: Pretend you're going on a trip for two weeks, and pull what you'd wear on that two-week trip, and get rid of everything else.”

Two Week Two Weeks

Author:Jamie Lee Curtis

“You start out with an hour on the treadmill, then another hour of lifting - hell, in two weeks you're not doing anything anymore. You gotta be reasonable.”

Two Hours Hell Week Reasonable Lifting Two Weeks Treadmills

Author:Jack LaLanne

“I don't want to rescind American directors but I think that European directors in general, because of the size of the nations in Europe are exposed to all different cultures, they can easily travel from one distinct culture to another in a matter of hours - you can drive for two weeks across the United States and you're in the same basic culture - so there is a certain breadth of understanding and sophistication that they bring to it and frankly, in some cases they are less expensive than American directors.”

“I moonlighted during a two-week vacation, doing a month's worth of work in two weeks; it almost killed me, but I wanted to stretch my muscles and the letter from the producer says, "Your storyboarding is Eisensteinian," referring to the famous Russian filmmaker.”

Two Wanted Week Months Letters Producers Filmmaker Muscles Vacation Two Weeks Referring Storyboarding

Author:Mike Royer

“I used to get letters from guys in prison. Anymore now I don't even open them. They'd ask me to please sign a couple of cards for their children. Then I see them on eBay two weeks later. Or the people that write and say, "You is one of my favorite cartoonists. I would like a drawing, please." I guess they encourage inmates to write letters to celebrities. It's like a way to make money by selling autographs or something. Give me a break.”

“I like to write short stories more because I never met a writer who wasn't lazy. And a short story is, by its very definition, short. It is something that generally you can turn out in a week to two weeks depending on how well it goes for you. But, at the same time, it gives the same satisfaction of creating a complete world.”

World Giving Writing Wells Two Stories Turns Week Mets Creating Definitions Satisfaction Lazy Short Story Two Weeks

Author:Stephen King

“Revolutions just spread blood. Evolution - this is something that changes in the long term. Because history is long term. But today, we don't talk about history. The past is two weeks ago, and the future is two weeks after.”

Long Two Today Past Term Blood Week Revolution Evolution Spread Long Term Two Weeks

Author:Marjane Satrapi

“Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"”

Said Two Humor Funny Lasts Week Doctors July Two Weeks August

Author:Frank Carson

“I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'”

Should Looks Said Two Humor Funny Lasts Night Week Cold Chinese Meals Restaurants Chickens Last Night Two Weeks Waiter

Author:Tommy Cooper

“I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.”

Trying Two Humor Funny Next Millions Four Week Months Miles Two Weeks Down The Road Hash

Author:Adam Carolla

“After college I picked my races to be one race every two weeks. That gave me time to recover. I raced just as fast as my legs would carry me. At the end of every race there was nothing left. I walked off the track completely spent!”

Two Ends Left Race Week College Track Legs Two Weeks

Author:Gerry Lindgren

“Ideally I would start by racing my athletes once every two weeks. But, such a program has to be flexible because some runners improve better with weekly races or even bi-weekly races. A coach has to adjust to what is best for the runner.”

Two Race Week Program Athlete Coaches Racing Runners Flexible Two Weeks

Author:Gerry Lindgren

“Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.”

Long Two Enough Lasts Week Minutes Ten Two Weeks Coke Hangover

Author:John Waters

“I'd like to put the record straight about that. I've been labelled an irresponsible role model for young mothers, but none of it is true. I couldn't even walk for two weeks after the birth, let alone exercise. I ate very healthily all the way through my pregnancy and afterwards. I didn't do anything extreme.”

Way Two Young Mother Walks Roles Records Week Birth Exercise Models Extremes Pregnancy Role Models Two Weeks Irresponsible Young Mother

Author:Anna Friel

“I would invite all Latin people to do nothing for about two weeks so you can see who really, really is running the economy I am here to give voice to the invisible.”

People Giving Two Running Voice Economy Week Invisible Latin Invites Two Weeks

Author:Carlos Santana

“What could be more lonely than to be enveloped in silence, to be the last of your people to speak your native tongue, to have no way to pass on the wisdom of the elders, to anticipate the promise of the children. This tragic fate is indeed the plight of someone somewhere roughly every two weeks.”

People Way Children Two Lasts Speak Silence Fate Week Promise Lonely Tongue Native Tragic Elders Anticipate Two Weeks Plight Tragic Fate

Author:Wade Davis

“During the final two weeks of training, our students work simulated game situations in which our staff members role-play as players, managers, and coaches. They are given immediate feedback following each camp game.”

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Author:Jim Evans

“Sitting beside the pool is fine for two weeks, but after that I think it'd be quite hard to live with - so I need to keep racing.”

Thinking Needs Two Hard Week Fine Sitting Racing Pool Two Weeks

Author:Mark Webber

“To read a novel requires a certain kind of concentration, focus, devotion to the reading. If you read a novel in more than two weeks, you don't read the novel really.”

Ifs Kind Two Certain Reading Novel Focus Week Devotion Concentration Two Weeks

Author:Philip Roth

“It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.”

People Thinking World Two Week Spending Ems Vacation Two Weeks Cool Places

Author:Jeff Ament

“You get two weeks after you do a shoe where you can test whether it's good or not - if you're going to like it in 20 years. Then I know that it's going to be my shoe for a long time. That doesn't happen very often, but it happens.”

Ifs Knows Years Long Two Happens Week Long Time Tests Shoes Two Weeks

Author:Manolo Blahnik

“During the last century a seven-year-old boy, Harry Service, was lost from his family's home in Manitoba and lived for two weeks with a badger in its underground den. When he was found he said that the badger had brought him food several times.”

Years Said Two Home Lasts Found Lost Boys Week Century Seven Seven Years Two Weeks Dens Badgers

Book:Wild Heritage

Source: Wild Heritage

“If you're sick, first you have to associate your sickness with a food. Then you have to report it to your doctor. Then the doctor reports it to some state authority. The state authority reports it to the federal authority. By the time all that happens, two weeks have gone by.”

Ifs Firsts Two States Happens Gone Week Authority Doctors Sick Reports Sickness Associates Two Weeks

Author:Marion Nestle

“Compliments make me vain: & when I am vain, I am insolent & overbearing. It is a pity, too, because I love compliments. I love them even when they are not so. My child, I can live on a good compliment two weeks with nothing else to eat.”

Children I Can Two Week Pity Vain My Children Compliment Two Weeks Insolent Overbearing

Book:Mark Twain's Aquarium: The Samuel Clemens-Angelfish Correspondence, 1905-1910

Source: Mark Twain's Aquarium: The Samuel Clemens-Angelfish Correspondence, 1905-1910

“In fact, if we cut 50 percent of the liver out, it'll be back in two weeks.”

Ifs Two Facts Cutting Week Percent Two Weeks Liver

Author:Sangeeta N. Bhatia

“Home runs come in bunches. You can go two weeks without one or hit four in a week. Sometimes, you just feel that stroke for a week or two weeks straight.”

Feels Two Sometimes Home Running Four Week Bunch Strokes Two Weeks Home Run

Author:Mark Teixeira

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