“Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.” HumorFunnySpeechHumorousGermanyItalianSpeakersFree Speech Author:Bob Hope
“Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.” ShouldEnoughGodHumorFunnyRichRepublicanHumorousIndependentJerry Book:Bob Hope Source: Bob Hope
“The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.” FunnyNextRoomsBedHumorousPressesJapanButtonsFinestMaidsTokyoRoom Service Author:Bob Hope
“The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.” KnowsEndsHelpingFunnyHumorousJapanBowsPolite Author:Bob Hope
“Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.” FunnyHumorousJapanDriversPilotsExesCabTokyoCab Drivers Author:Bob Hope
“Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.” FunnyRocksHumorousEnglandFranceJapanRock And RollCatchingJudoCatching On Book:Bob Hope Source: Bob Hope
“And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.” KnowsWarAbleFunnyAmericaLostFeltEatingHumorousArmySorryFishesIslandsJapanJointsReservationsSushiEating Raw Author:Bob Hope
“Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.” FunnyGuyFunSawsHumorousGolfFinishedHolesEngagedJapanCaddiesFoursomes Author:Bob Hope
“America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.” CountryFunnyAmericaHumorousGoldDivorceLawyerOlympicsSlogansDivorce Lawyers Author:Bob Hope
“We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.” MadeFunnySuccessfulHumorousRussiaMade It Author:Bob Hope
“Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.” IfsFirstsHeartFunnyHumorousRedRussiaSquaresMoscow Author:Bob Hope
“The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.” CountryFunnyEnemyHumorousWorkersRussia Author:Bob Hope
“Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.” FunnyOrderWaterHalfCuttingHumorousDoctorsDrinkingLeavingFollowingRussia Author:Bob Hope
“Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.” IfsCountryFunnyLevelsCrazyFiguresHumorousRussiaBoxingWrestlingBallet Author:Bob Hope
