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A source page for quotes linked to Chi Chi Rodriguez.
“When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.”
“I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.”
“Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.”
“Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.”
“Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.”
“I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.”
“I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.”
“When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.”
“Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.”
“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.”
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!”
“Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.”
“They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.”
“The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'”
“No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.”
“I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.”