“I think pro-athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create! Lets go! Anything that will make you run faster, jump higher! I have High-Definition TV! I want my athletes like my video games! Lets go! I could care less if you die at 40. You hate life after sports anyways. I'm doing you a favor.” IfsThinkingWantShouldUseCareRunningHateDiesGamesSportsFansTvsHigherLetting GoDeserveAthleteDefinitionsFavorsVideoFasterDoing YouSteroidGreatest AthleteCould Care LessHate LifeHigh DefinitionPro Athlete Author:Daniel Tosh
“If you like soccer, then welcome to America. See, our country already has entertainment so watching people chase a ball for four hours to end 0 - 0 is not enjoyable - unless, of course, the bleachers collapse and half of Europe dies.” PeopleIfsEndsCountryAmericaDiesCoursesHoursHalfFourEuropeBallsEntertainmentWelcomeOur CountrySoccerCollapseEnjoyableBleachers Author:Daniel Tosh
“If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die... not sorry.” IfsDiesSorryNot Sorry Author:Daniel Tosh
“Comedy Central wanted to do a show with me, I had a couple failures under my belt with them already, but they still wanted to try something else. They came to me and said they wanted to do something that was internet focused and created original content on their site, so they could compete with the funny or dies and what not. So that was the premise, and they gave us a small amount of money, $5000, and from there it turned into the show.” TryingSaidStillsShowsWantedDiesComedyAmountCoupleInternetOriginalsFocusedSiteBeltsPremisesSmall AmountsFunny Or Die Author:Daniel Tosh
“It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!” HumorFunnyDiesBreakSpringJokesSpring Break Author:Daniel Tosh
“If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.” IfsMenFunnyDiesJokesEvery ManVirgins Author:Daniel Tosh
