“Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.” BodyGirlCoursesCan DoComplainingComplaintsSexiest Author:Daniel Tosh
“I will shut down Instagram so girls can't use filters into tricking us that they are that pretty; you're eyes aren't that blue, and you don't glow.” UseEyeGirlBlueInstagramFilters Author:Daniel Tosh
“Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.” HardGuyGirlEasyNiceUglyNice Guy Author:Daniel Tosh
“How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.” WayNeedsEndsGirlBoysIssuesShareAchieveFrontsPolicyGayGenderYesterdayZeroBathroomGender EqualitySexistBoy And Girl Author:Daniel Tosh
“My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.” WantedSchoolGirlFatherOpportunityEducationEducational Author:Daniel Tosh
“You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"” HumorFunnySpiritualGirlReligiousInterestingComedyHonestJokesNot Honest Author:Daniel Tosh
“Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys.” WellsLooksTwoHumorFunnyGirlGamesBoysMorningTakenHeardBedJokesBirdDiedBreakfastWeekendPillsMorning AfterTwo BirdsBreakfast In Bed Author:Daniel Tosh
