“I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.”
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Famous Elayne Boosler Quotes
“Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.”
“My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.”
“You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.”
“For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.”
“I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.”
“I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.”