“You should get married. When I was younger, I was into the fame and fortune, and now I realize that a loving wife and happy children - that's life's greatest consolation prize.” ShouldChildrenRealizingWifeFameMarriedFortunePrizeConsolationHappy ChildrenConsolation PrizeLoving Wife Author:Emo Philips
“It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat.” MightWifeHumourJokesCatMy WifeUpside DownThings Upside Down Author:Emo Philips
“I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.” HumorWantedFunnyBeautifulWifeCitizensLoving Wife Author:Emo Philips
“I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.” WifeMy WifeVowCheatedCelibacyCheated On Author:Emo Philips
“I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.” ThinkingLooksHandsPurposeBlackWifeDoorsCarSexyMy WifeFingernails Author:Emo Philips
“I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.” WifeBedCaughtMy WifeMy Best FriendCrushed Author:Emo Philips
“I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"” MenSaidTwoHumorFunnyComedyWifeBedMy WifeCrushedAnother Man Author:Emo Philips
