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Famous Emo Philips Quotes
“One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game.”
“My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.”
“When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!”
“I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"”
“My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.”
“I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.”