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Famous Jeremy Clarkson Quotes
“Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.”
“If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!”
“When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.”
Source: The world according to Clarkson
“Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space.”
“I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it?”
“I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.”
“I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me.”
“I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.”