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Famous Jeremy Clarkson Quotes
“This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.”
“Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?”
“I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?”
“I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.”
“The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!”
“Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.”
“The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler”
“We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.”
“I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.”
“The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite”
“All this health and safety talk is just killing me.”
“Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.”
