Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book
A source page for quotes linked to Jim Davis.
“There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT! Garfield, the cat.”
“We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.”
“Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.”
“Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.”
“Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.”
“I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.”
“My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.”
“When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.”
“You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.”
“If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen”
“I never met a lasagna I didn't like”
“It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.”
“In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.”
“Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.”
“I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.”
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
“Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”
“I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.”