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“I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.”

Truth Funny Hours Work Five Theory Truth Is Nine Telling The Truth Epic Hunters Gonzo

Source: Conversations with Hunter S. Thompson

“I have a theory that theories are destructive.”

“I have a theory that there is something abnormal about children who like to practice instruments They are either geniuses or, more often, completely untalented. I certainly did not like to practice, and the teacher who hit me, and the view of the park, did not help to improve my attitude.”

Children Helping Views Attitude Practice Teacher Theory Genius Instruments Parks My Attitude Abnormal Untalented

Author:Georg Solti

Source: Memoirs

“I have a theory that while a man might not always get the wife he wants or needs, he always gets the wife he deserves.”

Men Marriage

Author:Marlon James

Source: A Brief History of Seven Killings

“I have a theory that women are generally given space and appointed to jobs when the situation is tough. I've observed that in many instances. In times of crisis, women eventually are called upon to sort out the mess, face the difficult issues and be completely focused on restoring the situation.”

Jobs Faces Given Difficult Space Situation Issues Theory Tough Crisis Focused Instance Mess Restoring Times Of Crisis

Author:Christine Lagarde

“I have a theory that you can decide to make whatever day it is a good day.”

Theory Good Day

Author:Ryan Tedder

“I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it.”

Writing Ends Seems Names Theory Profound Philosopher Sentences

Author:Banksy

“I have a theory that, for people of color or others who have been cut out of the master narrative, just telling your personal survival tale, your story, is civic engagement. It is a kind of political performance and is really crucial in that storytelling is how the writers connect with people and change. It's how we collect and add to and complicate the master narrative.”

People Kind Political Cutting Survival Storytelling

Author:Faith Adiele

“I have a theory which I suspect is rather immoral,' Smiley went on, more lightly. 'Each of us has only a quantum of compassion. That if we lavish our concern on every stray cat, we never get to the centre of things.”

Ifs Compassion Theory Concern Cat Suspects Quantum Centre Immoral Spy Smiley Stray Cats

Author:John le Carre

“I have a theory you shouldn't write a book unless you have something to say.”

Writing Book Theory

Author:Andrew Breitbart

“I have a theory, too, that the best and only answer to a smear or to an honest misunderstanding of the facts is to tell the truth”

Facts Wisdom Answers Honest Theory Telling The Truth Misunderstanding

Author:Richard M. Nixon

“I have a theory. An audience doesn't need to get wrapped up in blackness every time they see a Negro actor. And a movie doesn't have to be about race just because there's a Negro in it.”

Needs Actors Race Audience Theory Blackness

Author:Jim Brown

“I have a theory... that someplace at the heart of most compelling stories is something that doesn't make sense.”

Heart Stories Theory Make Sense Compelling

Author:Richard Ford

“I have a theory... Theatre actors are better at auditions than film actors.”

Film Actors Theory Theatre Auditions Film Actors Theatre Actors

Author:Shaun Sipos

“I have a theoryd that the first person you fall for creates a model for how you approach relationships going forward. Like, it frames how you'll look at every person who you date after that.”

Love Dating

Author:Leila Sales

Source: Past Perfect

“I have a thick skin, but I have a heart.”

Heart Skins Thick Thick Skin

Author:Dan Savage

“I have a thick skin, which comes from being a not-really-skinny, dark-skinned Indian woman. I haven’t fit in every place, and so I’m kind of used to resistance.”

Kind Used Dark Havens Fit Skins Resistance Indian Thick Skinny Thick Skin Dark Skinned

Author:Mindy Kaling

“I have a thing - I call it magic - but I feel like I can write stuff down in the middle of the night and wake up and it happens. I write what I want in my journal.”

Want Feels Writing I Can Happens Night Stuff Magic Middle Wake Up Journal Middle Of The Night

Author:Ester Dean

“I have a thing about honesty; I think it's crucial to a relationship. Otherwise, one person holds all the power. It's healthy to be straightforward, and it turns out you can wind up weathering a lot. Knowing that everything is on the table - what you see is what you get - lends a sense of safety.”

Thinking Persons Turns Knowing Honesty Wind Healthy Safety Tables Crucial Straightforward You Can Win

Author:Jennifer Connelly

“I have a thing about underwear. I have to wear thongs. Since I was a showgirl in Las Vegas, and I was wearing G-strings all the time, I got this thing where I cannot stand to have on regular underwear. It drives me out of my mind.”

Mind Strings Vegas Las Vegas Underwear Of My Mind Thongs

Author:Cassandra Peterson

“I have a thing against reality shows. I think they are so fake. I think they are produced before they begin. I think people know where they're going, what they're going to say, what the situation is. These things just don't happen and you know that.”

People Thinking Knows Shows Reality Happens Situation Fake Reality Shows

Author:Regis Philbin

“I have a thing for doors. I always think of them as a threshold to something new.”

Thinking Doors Something New Threshold

Author:Jada Pinkett Smith

“I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.”

Guy Evil Sexy Bad Guys

Author:Ernest Cline

“I have a thing for men's boxer briefs and a tank top. If I'm wearing them, I'm a happy gal.”

Ifs Men Tanks Boxers Gals Tank Tops

Author:Liz Vassey

“I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know.”

Knows Boys Red Ireland And The Irish Red Lipstick

Author:Sandra Bullock

“I have a thing for things that last.”

Lasts

Author:Criss Jami

Source: Killosophy

“I have a thing for tools.”

Tools

Author:Tim Allen

“I have a thing that I do when I meet famous people where I try to play it really cool. Sometimes I pretend like I don't know them.I was at this party and James Bond was there. Daniel Craig, but I think he goes by James Bond. Anyway, my wife is in love with him. He was in a tuxedo looking all James Bondish.”

People Thinking Knows Trying Sometimes Play Party Wife My Wife Really Cool Tuxedos

Author:Rob Huebel

“I have a thing with the camera. The lens is unconditional. It doesn't judge you.”

Judging Cameras Lenses Unconditional

Author:Debra Winger

“I have a thing: I will always put money in for any street musician anywhere in the country, anywhere in the world. It's like giving back the money I got.”

World Giving Country Musician Giving Back

Author:Andy Grammer

“I have a Thompson SubMachine gun and we shoot sharks with it. As soon as they put their heads out we give them a burst.”

Firearms

Author:Ernest Hemingway

“I have a thorough understanding of nutrition, and I feed my body only foods that support health.”

Body Understanding Support Nutrition Thorough Thorough Understanding

Author:Louise Hay

“I have a thought for Nicolas Sarkozy, you know my loyalty on his account, but I profess it too for Jacques Chirac.”

Knows Accounts Loyalty

Author:Jean-Francois Cope

“I have a thought that’s starting to become more and more of a recurring theme in my life: I probably should’ve just stayed home and watched Friends with my mom.”

Home Humor Funny Mom Friends Theme Life

Author:Kheryn Callender

Source: This Is Kind of an Epic Love Story

“I have a thousand brilliant lies For the question: How are you? I have a thousand brilliant lies For the question: What is God? If you think that the Truth can be known From words, If you think that the Sun and the Ocean Can pass through that tiny opening Called the mouth, O someone should start laughing! Someone should start wildly Laughing Now!”

Ifs Thinking Should God Truth Lying Known Laughing Sun Thousand Ocean Mouths Brilliant Tiny Opening

Author:Hafez

“I have a thousand images of you in an hour; all different and all coming back to the same. I think of you once against a sky line: and on the hill that Sunday morning. The light and the shadow and quietness and the rain and the wood. And you. Your arms and lips and hair and shoulders and voice - you.”

“I have a three-legged milk stool in my office perched on top of a cabinet. It is a great symbol for how to succeed in business. There are three legs: Take care of the customer, have a little fun, make a little money. If you don't do that, it doesn't work, but if you do, it comes together easily.”

Ifs Littles Care Together Three Fun Succeed Office Legs Take Care Customers Symbols Milk Cabinets Stools Little Money Three Legs

Author:Larry H. Miller

“I have a three-piece suit. I’m an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I’m probably the killer.”

Art Three Pieces Suits Killers Accents Collectors

Author:Mads Mikkelsen

“I have a three-year-old and a four-year-old at home, and my mornings are about just dealing with the fact of that. I oddly enjoy it.”

Years Facts Home Three Enjoy Morning Four Three Years Four Years Three Year Olds

Author:Damian Lewis

“I have a three-year-old daughter, which makes me more environmentally conscious. For me, it's about the future.”

Years Three Daughter Conscious Three Years Three Year Olds

Author:Rufus Wainwright

“I have a tight family group that's really important to me. I don't want to work all the time.”

Want Important Groups Tight Family

Author:Ed Harris

“I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed”

Home Machines Speed Time Machine

Author:Demetri Martin

“I have a timetable, but no routine.”

Routine Timetables

Author:Lucian Freud

“I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.”

Games Golf Strokes Golfers Golfing Golf Life Great Golf Funny Golf Great Golfing Funny Golfing Golf Clubs Greatest Golf Golf Game Erasers Golf Swing Golf Jokes Golf Humor

Author:Arnold Palmer

“I have a to-do list and I have a farm I care for, and things I like to do for fun - going to movies and all that stuff. It's a painfully normal life!”

Care Fun Stuff Normal Lists Farms I Care Normal Life

Author:Brad Paisley

“I have a ton of cousins on my moms side of the family, and we would put on shows together all the time and put on costumes, and we even charged our parents money.”

Shows Together Parent Sides Mom My Mom Costumes Cousin

Author:Maulik Pancholy

“I have a ton of fun, I mean luckily I've been balancing a ton of projects for a lot of years now, and I'm better when I'm busy and I just do my job in a way where I really totally compartmentalize.”

Way Years Mean Jobs Fun Projects Busy

Author:Neal H. Moritz

“I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.”

Hard Humor Funny Stuff Core Genocide Holocaust Hard Core

Author:Sarah Silverman

“I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future.”

Love Truth Romance Poetry Flower Future Romantic Garden Rose Tongue

Author:Jarod Kintz

Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“I have a toothache today. I never seem to be able to rise above a toothache. It makes me want to howl, break things, pull noses, tweak ears, screech.”

Want Seems Today Able Pain Break Broken Ears Rose Noses Rise Above Howl Tweak Toothache

Author:John Colton

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