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“When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me.”

Ifs Bed Ill Upset Curls Hangover

Author:Tracey Emin

“The way to a beautiful, strong, healthy body is to start by trusting yourself right now. Let go of the struggle and surrender to your body's needs. Your intuition will tell you what to eat. It may direct you to exercise vigorously, in which case you'll enjoy it, or it may tell you to slow down and rest. It may tell you to stay in bed all day, or it may tell you to get up early. There are no rigid rules. Your body knows perfectly well what's good for it.”

Source: Living in the Light: A Guide to Personal and Planetary Transformation

“After a few days in hospital, I was thinking, Oh, gee - I raised in a church, Protestant upbringing which I'd rejected as an adult - I'm lying in bed thinking, Hmmm, maybe I ought to pray. They always say there are no atheists in a foxhole... and I thought, Here I am in a pretty good-sized foxhole... and I thought Naahhh. I wouldn't respect any God who would listen to me after I'd rejected him so vociferously.”

Thinking Lying Church Ought Praying Bed Adults Raised Atheist Hospitals Rejected Upbringing Protestants Here I Am Listen To Me Hmmm Foxholes

Author:Chuck Close

“Undaunted faith can stop the mouths of lions, make ineffective the fiery flames, make dry corridors through beds of rivers and seas. Unwavering faith can protect against deluge, terminate droughts, heal the sick, and bring heavenly manifestations. Indomitable faith can help us live the commandments and thereby bring blessings unnumbered with peace, perfection, and exaltation in the kingdom of God.”

“I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.”

Hate Three Bed I Hate Get Up Phobia Hate Being Alone

Author:Tallulah Bankhead

“Bed is the perfect climate.”

Perfect Bed Climate

Author:Noel Coward

“I roll out of bed in the morning, whenever I want, and I work right away because, to me, that's the life. That's freedom. The whole point for me is that I love the freedom of being an entrepreneur that I do what I want to do when I want to do it.”

Want Whole Morning Bed Entrepreneur

Author:Lori Greiner

“Motivation is a mystery.Why does one salesperson see his first prospect at seven in the morning and another salesperson is just getting out of bed at eleven?I don't know.It's part of the mysteries of life.”

Knows Firsts Doe Motivation Morning Mystery Bed Seven Eleven Mystery Of Life Salesperson

Book:7 Strategies for Wealth & Happiness: Power Ideas from America's Foremost Business Philosopher

Source: 7 Strategies for Wealth & Happiness: Power Ideas from America's Foremost Business Philosopher

“I protest that if some great Power would agree to make me always think what is true and do what is right, on condition of being turned into a sort of clock and would up every morning before I got out of bed, I should instantly close with the offer.”

Ifs Thinking Should Science Freedom Morning Conditions Offers Bed Agree Clock Protest Every Morning Great Power

Author:Thomas Huxley

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.”

People Knows Feels Dying Drink Drug Bed Sorry Someday Hospitals

Author:Redd Foxx

“God brought me to Himself at about the age of 4. My parents were devout believers and my Dad was in Bible College at the time. I remember hearing the gospel in Sunday School and I talked to my Mom about it one night before bed. It was clear to me that I was a sinner and I was not going to heaven if I died without accepting Jesus Christ and what He did on the cross for me. I was brought to Christ out of fear of going to hell. I didn't want to go there if I died and there was only one other choice in my mind as a 4 year old. I wanted to go to heaven. It was and is that simple.”

“The real truth about a lot of life's mysteries can be explained by science but people don't want to get in bed with science because it's cold. They prefer religion, myth, drama.”

People Want Real Mystery Cold Drama Bed Myth Real Truth

Author:David Duchovny

“My own preference is for mixed (beds) where there are ...groups of larger shrubs on corners and elsewhere to give shape to the views and to create surprises.”

Giving My Own Views Groups Shapes Bed Surprise Corners Elsewhere Preference Shrubs

Book:The art of planting, or, The planter's handbook

Source: The art of planting, or, The planter's handbook

“(I must tell my Hon. Friend Miss Janet Fookes) that although I have always been attracted to her I have never actually dared ask her whether she would go to bed with me.”

Asks Missing Bed

Author:Nicholas Fairbairn

“There is a promise made in any bed”

Made Promise Bed

Author:John Proctor

“I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it.”

Author:Marilyn Manson

“As a broad generalization, big businesses have no moral objections to being whores. Getting into bed with Uncle Sam is all a question of price, not principle.”

Bigs Moral Principles Bed Broads Uncles Objections Big Business Generalization Uncle Sam

Author:Jonah Goldberg

“Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.”

Government America Bed

Author:Bill Hicks

“The best time to practice mental rehearsal is at night in bed, just before you fall asleep. The last thing you do before you doze off is to imagine yourself performing at your best the following day. You will be amazed at how often the upcoming event or experience happens exactly as you imagined it.”

Happens Lasts Night Fall Practice Imagine Events Bed Following Performing Amazed Rehearsal Best Times

Author:Brian Tracy

“You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.”

People Knows Two Together Can Do Four Bed Letters Getting Old Four Letter Words

Author:Denis Norden

“Making your bed could be a piece of art, and writing a book could be a piece of art. You could also write a book that's not a piece of art, but that is a book, and it could be a book that was written by an artist.”

Writing Art Book Artist Pieces Written Bed Writing A Book

Author:Matthew Brannon

“My best sunsets are always going to be in my home town, San Diego. Watching the sunset from the Pacific knowing that you're sleeping in your own bed, there's something special about that.”

Home Sleep Knowing Special Bed Towns Sunset Pacific Something Special Sleeping In San Diego Home Town

Author:Jon Foreman

“Groucho Marx, in his later days, gave me the best review I've ever had and probably will ever have. I changed a light bulb over his bed, and when I came off of his bed with the used one after putting the new one in, Groucho said, 'That's the best acting I've ever seen you do.'”

Said Light Used Acting Changed Bed Reviews Bulbs Light Bulb Best Acting

Author:Elliott Gould

“My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.'”

Kids Turns Deals Watches Mom Bed Ducks

Author:Lea Thompson

“When I'm lying in bed I think about the next collection. That makes me sound insane, doesn't it? That I'm getting into bed with David Beckham and thinking about clothes.”

Thinking Lying Next Sound Bed Clothes Insane Collections Beckham

Author:Victoria Beckham

“The ideal audience the poet imagines consists of the beautiful who go to bed with him, the powerful who invite him to dinner and tell him secrets of state, and his fellow-poets. The actual audience he gets consists of myopic schoolteachers, pimply young men who eat in cafeterias, and his fellow-poets. This means, in fact, he writes for his fellow-poets.”

Men Writing Mean States Facts Beautiful Young Powerful Secret Audience Imagine Poet Bed Ideals Fellows Dinner Young Man Invites Cafeteria Myopic

Author:W. H. Auden

“Death tripped down the corridor, changing step, struck out here and there, danced pirouettes; often I felt his breath on my face when he was miles away; often I fell asleep and dreamed while he stood leaning over my bed.”

Faces Felt Steps Bed Breaths Miles Here And There Miles Away Corridors Pirouettes

Book:Dialogue with Death: The Journal of a Prisoner of the Fascists in the Spanish Civil War

Source: Dialogue with Death: The Journal of a Prisoner of the Fascists in the Spanish Civil War

“I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed is when he's having an asthma attack.”

Way I Can Sex Sides Bed Husband Heavy Appeals Breathing My Husband Kill Me Sex Appeal Asthma

Author:Joan Rivers

“I sometimes wonder what this person or that person might be like in bed.”

Persons Sometimes Might Wonder Bed

Author:Katie Price

“Not to know how to deny our soul its own wishes, is to foment a very hot-bed of vices.”

Knows Soul Wish Know How Bed Hot Vices Deny

Book:The Maxims and Sayings of St Philip Neri

Source: The Maxims and Sayings of St Philip Neri

“The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy”

Girl Winning Boys Bed Election Caught

Author:Edwin Edwards

“[Milton's] argument is (a) St. Augustine was wrong in thinking God's only purpose in giving Adam a female, instead of a male, companion, was copulation. For (b) there is a "peculiar comfort" in the society of man and woman "beside, (i.e. in addition to, apart from) the genial bed"; and (c) we know from Scripture that something analogous to "play" or "slackening the cords" occurs even in God. That is why the Song of Songs describes a thousand raptures...far on the hither side of carnal enjoyment.”

Thinking Knows Men Giving Play Purpose Song Sides Comfort Thousand Bed Men And Women Female Argument Males Scripture Enjoyment Companion Peculiar Adam Rapture Cords Milton Augustine Thinking God

Author:C. S. Lewis

“When I'm in focus mode, I do training six times a week. Carbs only in the morning. And I try not to eat at least two hours before bed.”

Trying Two Hours Morning Focus Week Bed Six Training Carbs

Author:Ciara

“There was a time when everyone remembered that stupid thing about me not getting out of bed for less than $10,000 a day. These days, it's far more important to me that I'm part of a team which raises over $1 million a month for Aids. I'm much more proud of that, than that other old quote.”

Important Millions Team Stupid Months Proud Bed Raises Aids These Days Remembered Stupid Things

Author:Linda Evangelista

“I was having panic attacks. I didn't want to live that way anymore. I was in love and I wanted it to work. I was tired of travelling, tired of the whole scene, just tired. I sat around. I was lazy. I wanted a routine, and I wanted to wake up in the same bed every day, and I got my wish.”

Way Want Whole Wanted Wish Scene Bed Wake Up Tired Sat Lazy Routine Panic My Wish Panic Attacks

Author:Linda Evangelista

“I was a hoarder, and I got rid of everything. Now nothing comes in my home unless it has a purpose. And decor is not a purpose. Home is New York apartment with a table, a bed and sofas. That's it. Everything else is gone.”

Home Purpose Gone New York Bed Tables Apartment Sofas Decor

Author:Linda Evangelista

“Music is a science, it heals depression, it awakens, most people don't know, they just take music for an entertainment, something to dance to, and enjoy yourself and you go to bed and forget it tomorrow, music must never be forgotten, it's like a fountain that keeps on flowing”

People Knows Enjoy Forget Tomorrow Bed Music Is Forgotten Entertainment Heal Fountain Forget It Enjoy Yourself

Author:Peter Tosh

“A glacier rattles in the cupboard, the desert sighs in the bed, and the crack in the teacup opens a door to the land of the dead. The Maya call this Xibalba (Shibalba), the road to the dimension of the dead.”

Doors Land Bed Desert Dimensions Cracks Sigh Glaciers Cupboards

Author:Terence McKenna

“I know I am dying, but my deathbed is a bed of roses. I have no thorns planted upon my dying pillow. Heaven is already begun!”

Knows Heaven Dying Bed Rose Pillow Thorns Deathbed Bed Of Roses

Author:John Pawson

“As an entrepreneur, what drives you has to be the good news; otherwise, you just don't get out of bed.”

Bed News Entrepreneur Good News

Author:Natalie Massenet

“Arise, awake! This path is arduous. So we learn from the wise, and we have to follow in the footsteps of the wise. The path of spirituality is not a bed of roses. But neither is it a chimerical mist. The Golden Shores of the Beyond are not a mere promise. The crown of human aspiration is bound to be fulfilled on the Golden Shores of the Beyond.”

Source: The Oneness of the Eastern Heart and the Western Mind: An Introduction to Eastern Philosophy and Yoga

“If you have spent two years in bed trying to wiggle your big toe, everything else seems easy.”

Ifs Trying Years Two Bigs Seems Easy Bed Two Years Toes

Author:Franklin D. Roosevelt

“When I was in bed with Marilyn Monroe, I was never sure before, during or after, where her mind was.”

Author:Tony Curtis

“Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the difference.”

Men Needs Differences Bed Draws Men And Women Feminist Spots Distinction Furious

Author:Jeremy Clarkson

“Never walk near the bed; to a ghost your ankle is your most vulnerable part-once in bed, you're safe; he may lie around under the bed all night, but you're safe as daylight. If you still have doubts pull the blanket over your head.”

Ifs May Stills Lying Night Walks Doubt Bed Safe Ghost Vulnerable Over You All Night Blanket Daylight Ankles

Book:The Complete Works of F. Scott Fitzgerald: Novels, Short Stories, Poetry, Articles, Letters, Plays & Screenplays: From the author of The Great Gatsby, The Side of Paradise, Tender Is the Night, The Beautiful and Damned, The Love of the Last Tycoon, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and many other notable works

Source: The Complete Works of F. Scott Fitzgerald: Novels, Short Stories, Poetry, Articles, Letters, Plays & Screenplays: From the author of The Great Gatsby, The Side of Paradise, Tender Is the Night, The Beautiful and Damned, The Love of the Last Tycoon, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and many other notable works

“Making your bed every morning is correlated with better productivity, a greater sense of well-being, and stronger skills at sticking with a budget.”

Wells Morning Greater Bed Skills Stronger Productivity Well Being Budgets Every Morning

Book:The Power of Habit: Why We Do What We Do, and How to Change

Source: The Power of Habit: Why We Do What We Do, and How to Change

“When you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning, remember that your defining characteristic-what defines a human being-is to work with others.”

Humans Remember Human Beings Morning Trouble Bed Characteristics Defining

Book:Meditations: A New Translation

Source: Meditations: A New Translation

“Those who hate to go to bed fear death; those who hate to get up fear life.”

Hate Bed Get Up Fear Of Death

Author:W. H. Auden

“A 'truth' detached and purified of pleasures of ordinary life is not worth a damn in my view. Every grand theory and noble sentiment ought to be first tested in the kitchen-and then in bed, of course.”

Firsts Life Is Courses Pleasure Views Theory Ought Bed Ordinary Noble Damn Kitchen Sentiments Tested Detached Ordinary Life

Author:Charles Simic

“Oftentimes you walk on set and then suddenly you're in bed with someone who you've never met before.”

Author:Cate Blanchett