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“When I was 15 or 16 - I slept really well then. Now I sleep on a bed of anxiety-tipped nails.”
“Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.”
“To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.”
“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.”
“Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by a desire to change his bed.”
“I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.”
“I go to bed late. My mind starts going at night - that's when those creative juices begin flowing.”
“Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.”
“When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads.”
“Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.”
“I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.”
“Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.”
“If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.”
“I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"”
“In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.”
“Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.”
“To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.”