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“Some astronauts sleep in sort of beds - compartments that you can open up and crawl into and then close up, almost like a little bedroom.”

Littles Sleep Bed Bedroom Astronaut

Author:Sally Ride

“More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.”

Marriage Four Bed Legs

Author:Rainer Maria Rilke

“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”

Humor Funny Hate Women Months Bed Six Jokes I Hate Luck Comedian Memorable Dishes Six Months Hilarious Housework Chores Household Chores Starting All Over Again Spring Cleaning Dirty Dishes

Author:Joan Rivers

“Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.”

Country Sky Fashion Television Bed Limits Late Aging Stores Thanks Shops Thank God Thank You Department Stores Hillarious Sky's The Limit

Author:Joan Rivers

“The older you get, the more fragile you understand life to be. I think that's good motivation for getting out of bed joyfully each day.”

Thinking Motivation Bed Each Day Fragile

Author:Julia Roberts

“I'm a bit of an insomniac. I'm always thinking. I've got a lot of ideas for lyrics and shows. I have a notepad by the side of the bed and voice recorders around the house.”

Thinking Ideas Shows House Bits Sides Voice Bed Always Thinking Recorders Insomniac Notepads

Author:Kid Rock

“If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.”

“What could make my life better? Oh, if I could only find that magic bottle that lets you never have to sleep. I have so much stuff I wanna do, but... That six or seven hours you have to be in bed with your eyes closed. What a waste!”

Ifs Eye Stuff Hours Sleep Magic Bed Waste Six Seven If I Could Bottles

Author:Robert Rodriguez

“The soles of Neil Armstrong's boots on the moon made permanent impressions on our souls and in our national psyche. Ann and I watched those steps together on her parent's sofa. Like all Americans we went to bed that night knowing we lived in the greatest country in the history of the world. God bless Neil Armstrong.”

World Made Soul Country Together Night Parent Steps Knowing Bed Moon Impression Permanent Bless Boots World History God Bless Sofas Armstrong

Author:Mitt Romney

“Part of my preparation is I go and ask the kit man what colour we're wearing - if it's red top, white shorts, white socks or black socks. Then I lie in bed the night before the game and visualise myself scoring goals or doing well.”

Ifs Men Wells Lying Night Asks Games Goal Black White Bed Red Preparation Colour Sock Shorts Scoring Goals

Author:Wayne Rooney

“I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”

Humor Funny Flower Wall Fine Bed Rose Description Twilight Courtesy Flattered Catalogues Rose Garden Bed Of Roses

Author:Eleanor Roosevelt

“My mother was one of seven girls whose parents went to bed hungry so their children wouldn’t. My father lost his mother when he was nine. He left school and went to work for the next 70 years. They emigrated to America with little more than the hope of a better life.”

Years Children Littles School America Mother Girl Next Father Lost Left Parent Bed Seven Nine Hungry Better Life

Author:Marco Rubio

“I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.”

Giving Two Fun Sports Too Much Easier Promise Thousand Bed Giving Up Hundred Baseball Dollars Drinking Fifty Too Much Fun

Author:Babe Ruth

“I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.”

Way Firsts Night Three Happened Bed Oscars Three Ways

Author:Halle Berry

“If I was the type of person who had tennis, tennis, tennis all the time and I went to bed and ended up dreaming about tennis, I would go nuts.”

Ifs Persons Dream Type Bed Tennis Nuts

Author:Marat Safin

“Soldiers are dreamers; when the guns begin they think of firelit homes, clean beds, and wives.”

Thinking Home Wife Bed Gun Clean Historical Soldier Dreamer Wounded Soldier Dead Soldiers

Author:Siegfried Sassoon

“Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?”

Literature Habit Bed Waste Weekend Precious Time

Author:Marilyn vos Savant

“You cry and you scream and you stomp your feet and you shout. You say, 'You know what? I'm giving up, I don't care.' And then you go to bed and you wake up and it's a brand new day, and you pick yourself back up again.”

“Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief.”

May Night Grief Morning Bed Every Night Every Morning Good Morning

Author:Franz Schubert

“Barack Obama knows that to create an economy built to last, we need to focus on middle-class families. Families who stay up on Sunday nights pacing the floor, like my dad did, while their children, tucked in bed, dream big dreams. Families who aren't sure what Monday morning will bring, but who believe our nation's best days are still ahead.”

“Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.”

Men Reason Sleep Morning Bed Dawn Insomnia Going To Sleep Funny Sleep Funny Sleeping

Book:The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

“If it wasn't for my trainer - who comes looking for me three times a week before 7 A.M. - I wouldn't get my butt out of bed and into the gym. There are many mornings when I think about faking a sprained ankle, but I just put it out of my head and make myself go.”

Ifs Thinking Three Morning Week Bed Gym Three Times Trainers Ankles

Author:Sherri Shepherd

“What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup - that's good in bed.”

Mean Doe Home School Tvs Mom Bed Sick My Mom Soup Shields Pillow Mean Girls Watching Tv

Author:Brooke Shields

“When I go to bed at night, I ask God to give me another day; I ask him to keep me strong and make me a good teacher and to keep spreading this right word.”

Giving Night Asks Strong Teacher Bed Give Me Another Day Good Teacher Right Words

Author:Richard Simmons

“No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.”

Life Stills Matter Bigs Action Women Bed Warm Singers Memorable Laziness Sleepiness

Author:Grace Slick

“I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.”

Littles Night Habit Bed Checks Odd Little Things Every Night

Author:Tori Spelling

“I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt.”

Bed Shirts Adore T Shirt

Author:Steven Spielberg

“My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.”

Wells Made Two Week Havens Months Bed Tired Girlfriend Two Weeks I'm Tired Warrants Funny Girlfriend

Author:Layne Staley

“Every morning, I crawl out of bed. I sit there and think, 'Do I really need this?' And I drag myself to the gym in my garage. It's not fun. I hate it. I work out alone. Weights.”

Thinking Needs Hate Fun Morning Bed Weight I Hate Work Out Gym Drag Every Morning Garage

Author:Sylvester Stallone

“I am so in love with just lying in bed listening to Mozart.”

Lying Listening Bed

Author:Ben Stein

“I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.”

Moving Sleep Car Bed Sleeping In

Author:Ben Stein

“My 'thing' is that I just lie in my immense bed and look out the window at the skyline over Virginia and the sky and the airplanes coming into Reagan. I really love doing that.”

Looks Lying Sky Bed Window Airplane Immense Virginia Skylines

Author:Ben Stein

“Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.”

Fields Flower Battle Bed Rose Bed Of Roses

Author:Robert Louis Stevenson

“I have cotton or flannel sheets, depending on the weather. They have to be ironed, and I get my bed changed nearly every day.”

Changed Bed Weather Sheets Cotton Flannels

Author:Martha Stewart

“I'm not one of those people who sits at dinner on their iPhone all night. I'm either working or I'm not. I've gone down that path where you sleep with your phone beside the bed and send an email just before you put your head down and check everything again when you wake up, and I don't like it.”

People Night Sleep Gone Path Bed Wake Up Down And Phones Dinner Checks Email All Night Iphone

Author:Curtis Stone

“I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half. I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!”

People Dream Next Waiting Half Havens Bed Restless Autographs Recurring Taking Pictures Recurring Dreams

Author:Taylor Swift

“I don't mind being pale. In high school, it seemed like everybody cared about being tan all year round, but I haven't really thought about it since then. I don't go to a tanning bed, and I get bored when I lay out. I put sunscreen on when I'm in the sun, and sometimes I get tan, but I don't really think about it very much.”

Thinking Years Mind Sometimes School Sun Havens Bed High School Lays Rounds Bored Pale Sunscreen Tanning Tanning Beds

Author:Taylor Swift

“What makes me happy is just curling up in with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream.”

Mom Bed My Mom Ice Episodes Cream Grey Ice Cream Marathon Make Me Happy Anatomy Pints Grey's Anatomy Csi

Author:Taylor Swift

“Sometimes I wake up before dawn, and I love sitting up in the middle of the bed with all the lights off, pitch-black dark, and talking to the Father, with no interruptions and nothing that reminds me that there's anything in life but me and Him.”

Sometimes Light Father Black Dark Talking Middle Bed Sitting Wake Up Dawn Interruptions Anything In Life Sitting Up Pitch Black

Author:Charles R. Swindoll

“As far back as I can remember, my mother would have me down by the bed at night with her, praying. I can still hear her voice calling my name to God and telling him that she wanted me to follow him in whatever he called me to do.”

Stills I Can Wanted Remember Mother Night Names Voice Praying Calling Bed

Author:Charles R. Swindoll

“I'm usually at home and in bed by 10 o'clock. I do not want to be out at anybody's New Year's Eve party.”

Want Years Home Party Bed Clock New Year New Years Eve

Author:Andre Leon Talley

“The most luxurious item is a beautiful bed and beautiful, simple sheets.”

Beautiful Simple Bed Sheets Items Luxurious

Author:Andre Leon Talley

“I have a problem with cabinets being messy and people just shoving things in and closing the door. I will lie in bed and not be able to sleep because I'll say to myself: 'I think I saw something in that cabinet that just shouldn't be there.'”

People Thinking Problem Able Lying Sleep Saws Doors Bed Closing Messy Cabinets

Author:Charlize Theron

“Many aspects of the writing life have changed since I published my first book, in the 1960s. It is more corporate, more driven by profits and marketing, and generally less congenial - but my day is the same: get out of bed, procrastinate, sit down at my desk, try to write something.”

Writing Trying Firsts Book Changed Bed Aspect Marketing Profit Driven Corporate Desks Writing Life 1960s Procrastinating Life Has Changed

Author:Paul Theroux

“Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband).”

Men Might Ability Situation Comedy Bed Husband Involving Menace Prestige Formidable Sophistication Butlers Poise

Book:Collecting Himself: James Thurber on Writing and Writers, Humor and Himself

Source: Collecting Himself: James Thurber on Writing and Writers, Humor and Himself

“I lost my sense of trust, honesty and compassion. I crashed down and became what I consider an emotional mess. I've never been so miserable in my whole life. I just wanted to go to bed and never get up.”

Whole Wanted Lost Compassion Honesty Emotional Bed Down And Whole Life Get Up Mess Miserable Trust Honesty

Author:Shania Twain

“I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless?”

Feels Kind Mean Night Sleep Animal Rooms Dog Ought Offers Bed Travel Cat Hotel Hotel Rooms Lifeless Optional Small Animals

Book:Anne Tyler: a new collection : three complete novels

Source: Anne Tyler: a new collection : three complete novels

“Life excites me-just little, normal, everyday things. Getting out of bed. Getting dressed. Making food. I find it all exciting.”

Littles Bed Normal Exciting Everyday Getting Dressed Everyday Things

Author:Liv Tyler

“You want to come home to a nice firm bed with the corners tucked in so you start over, like each night is like a new night.”

Want Home Night Nice Bed Corners Firm Coming Home Starting Over

Author:Gabrielle Union

“Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.”

Ifs Wells Mean Problem Sex Half Talking Marriage Bed Conversation

Author:Peter Ustinov

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