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“The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.”

Home Bigs Would Be Perfect Tvs Bed Eating Dating Staying Cookies Cables Stay Strong Picnics Cable Tv Perfect Date

Author:Kim Kardashian

“In Sister Swing, the two sisters have boyfriends and they go to bed with them, but the descriptions are not graphic. They're minimal. The sex is not graphic in the way that DH Lawrence's Lady Chatterley's Lover has all these graphic passages.”

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Author:Shirley Geok-lin Lim

“As one does with a first child, I found out that my baby could roll by hearing the sound of her body hit the ground at 4 a.m. and obviously, for any new parent, that is the most horrifying thing that could happen, right? You're exhausted and you take your tiny little baby out and you put them on the bed to change diapers before nursing and you turn around and you discover... my baby can roll! And you think you're going to die.”

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Author:Uma Thurman

“The Republican Party is in a predicament that it made itself. It made its own bed, and now they don't want to lay in it.”

Want Made Party Republican Bed Lays Republican Party Predicaments

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“I had this wonderful, supportive mother who didn't get mad because of all the earth mucking up my bed. She just said they'd die - they needed the earth.”

Said Earth Mother Dies Wonderful Needed Bed Mad Supportive

Author:Jane Goodall

“I can't imagine not having a reason to get out of bed at night.”

I Can Reason Night Imagine Bed

Author:Charlie Daniels

“I think trusting your instincts and doing what is right by you is the most important thing, because at the end of the day you go to bed and you wake up as you.”

Thinking Important Ends Bed Wake Up Important Things Instinct The End Of The Day Trust Your Instincts

Author:Takudzwa Victoria Rosa Maidza

“Astrophysicists perfected navigation. We perfected all these things that matter to the power of nations manifest on the world stage. So we want to go into space. That's the new high ground, right? We care about multispectral imaging of things. Well, that's what reconnaissance wants to do. So our expertise has been in bed with national security needs forever. So maybe, secretly, that's why they keep us employed.”

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Author:Neil deGrasse Tyson

“I met Mary [Hamill] in New York at my exhibition and when I told her about my oral history project she asked, "Would it be possible to incorporate visual art?" My sister stitches pillowcases, which led to Mary suggesting using cyanotype on them. I originally thought of the idea of pillowcases because when people get married, they have the bride and the groom lay their hands on each other's pillows while their relatives tie ribbons on their wrists. And then on the bed you usually have two pillows - one for yourself and one for your loved one - so when one is gone, one pillow remains.”

“If I was to listen and pay attention to everyone that criticized me, I'd stay home under the bed.”

Ifs Home Pay Attention Bed Pay Attention

Author:Nancy Grace

“I don't know how much longer that's going to last but I can tell you this much: If I was to listen and pay attention to everyone that criticized me for, some rightly and some wrongly, I'd stay home under the bed. I don't mean under the covers, I mean under the bed. I would never have achieved a single thing.”

Ifs Knows Mean I Can Home Lasts Pay Attention Know How Bed Pay Attention

Author:Nancy Grace

“I don't know that I ever bought into the "American dream." I was a child of privilege. I grew up in the '50s and it was a quiet time in America, at least on the surface and I grew up in a kind of feathery bed of privilege.”

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Author:Bill Ayers

“I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else's words in someone else's clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed. And I'm overcompensated for that. So it's insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that's in need.”

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Author:Ben Feldman

“Getting after this terrible, avoidable waste of human potentiality is what gets me out of bed every morning.”

Humans Morning Terrible Bed Waste Every Morning Human Potential

Author:Marcus Buckingham

“I go to bed every night and the list of what I've accomplished is astounding.”

Night Bed Lists Accomplished Every Night

Author:Kelly Clarkson

“My mom died when I was 22. My stepfather, who I loved like a father, pretty quickly got involved with another woman. Suddenly there was another woman sleeping in my mother's bed, and it was very difficult. Their relationship brought up my profound loss, and the truth was that my family would never be the same again.”

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Author:Cheryl Strayed

“When I got into my early 20s, I was going to bed one nightI was still drinking, still using drugs, and probably was drunk or high or both when I just picked up the Bible and started reading to go to sleep. I was amazed at how well I slept, but even beyond that, the next day, there was this peace of mind that was still there that I wasnt used to.”

Mind Wells Stills Used Reading Next Sleep Drug Bed Drinking Drunk Peace Of Mind Amazed Next Day Going To Sleep Early 20s

Author:Randy Travis

“I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.”

Thinking Used Car Bed Kissing Wheels Steering Ocd

Author:Rich Fulcher

“I came from a background where I was very poor growing up but I have never known poverty. My parents worked hard and they went to bed hungry, but they fed us. Then my father became an ambassador, so I ended up being driven by chauffeurs. And then we became refugees. After that, I looked at it through this "glass" of to have and have not, and at the end of the day, who actually helps, who actually steps up, who is there for you.”

“My worst year. The only thing that I know for a fact now is that if it's really a bad day, then I draw the curtains, and I lay in bed. There is no way of dealing with grief. And I have no idea. This year I had double of them, my mother and my husband. I just take it one day at a time.”

Ifs Knows Way Years Ideas Facts Mother Grief Worst One Day Bed Husband Draws Lays No Idea My Husband Curtains Bad Day One Day At A Time Take It One Day At A Time

Author:Iman Abdulmajid

“I haven't been manipulated. I did a documentary in prison years ago because I was so f - ed off with those lazy bastards in their bed for 18 hours a day, five dishes a day on a menu to choose from, playing soccer every day, going to the gym, watching movies.”

Years Hours Five Havens Bed Years Ago Prison Soccer Lazy Gym Dishes Documentaries Menus Playing Soccer

Author:Chelsea Handler

“I think that's probably the most devastating thing - when someone who is larger than life winds up a shadow of themselves in a hospital bed.”

Thinking Wind Bed Shadow Hospitals Larger Than Life

Author:Jodi Picoult

“It's just that little box in the middle of Fort Greene, Brooklyn. Most of the time I go I don't even leave that apartment. I have just enough: a little bed, a little kitchen with two pots. I make some tea and I look out the window or just lay down.”

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Author:Erykah Badu

“I'm one dude and when I make my bed I lay in it but don't stereotype me. Never sold a crumb to this day and I don't do nothing on the side.”

Sides Bed Lays This Day Stereotype Crumbs

Author:Rakim

“I grew up in the South Side, and when we would have snow and blizzards and drifts, we would jump off the garage roof into the snow. Now if I'm up on a step ladder and I think I'm going to fall, it's a foot and a half off the ground, but I'm panicked about it. So I'm afraid of ladders and those beds.”

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Author:Jimmy Pardo

“It is fun to think about your pet moonlighting as a water delivery man, or a bouncer at a bar. Thinking about your dog out in the world, instead of laying on your bed when you leave, is really fun.”

Thinking Men World Fun Water Dog Bed Bars Pet Delivery Thinking About You

Author:Eric Stonestreet

“I've read about eight or ten of the original novels, and one of them is where Maigret's in bed for the entire story! His wife is running around and solving the case!”

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Author:Rowan Atkinson

“I'm in bed by nine. Let's get on with it.”

Bed Nine

Author:Jason Bateman

“Voice acting is about the easiest thing to do. You roll out of bed, throw your clothes on that you had on the night before, you go into the studio, and nobody cares, just as long as you can speak.”

Long Care Night Speak Voice Acting Bed Clothes Studios Things To Do Nobody Cares Voice Acting

Author:Brent Spiner

“I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me.”

Night House Perfect Bed Baths Therapists Massage Perfect Night Nights Alone Massage Therapists

Author:Stacy Keibler

“My kid gets me out of bed in the morning.”

Kids Morning Bed

Author:Lin-Manuel Miranda

“I never seem to find what I'm looking for, though. I suppose I feel, these days, too aware of schedules and things, to let myself get lost in the rain. Anyway, I came back home, and it was still raining, and as I was approaching the driveway of the house, and the front garden with its bushy flower bed, I caught a cooking smell from somewhere on the air. I don't know why, exactly, but it appealed to me as a Nagai Kafu moment.”

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Author:Quentin S. Crisp

“So after a lovely family Xmas day, this 80s teen is off to bed feeling a bit sad, but listening to this masterpiece [George Michael: I can't make you love me].”

I Can Feelings Bits Listening Bed Lovely Masterpiece 80s Xmas Lovely Family

Author:Nicola Sturgeon

“My parents always worked through their arguments and never went to bed angry. They may not have agreed with one another, but they didn't let that disagreement stop them from laying with one another in peace at night.”

May Night Parent Bed Argument Angry Disagreement

Author:Anthony Anderson

“Remember when you were a kid, you'd jump on the bed, and you'd have no worries in the world, and you'd just jump on it? The idea of that now scares the hell out of me. I don't even know what would happen.”

Knows World Ideas Happens Kids Remember Worry Hell Bed Scare Remember When No Worries

Author:Jimmy Pardo

“What can you say of a leader who starts drinking as soon as he wakes up and doesn't stop until he goes to bed? You've no idea how painful it was to deal with Yahya Khan. He was really Jack the Ripper.”

Ideas Deals Leader Bed Wake Up Drinking Painful No Idea Jack The Ripper

Author:Zulfikar Ali Bhutto

“I don't understand why every single person in Congress isn't standing up and going, "He [Donald Trump] is in bed with Russia." And then they could just lock their arms and not let him in.”

Persons Arms Trump Bed Standing Congress Russia Locks Single Person

Author:Jen Kirkman

“I usually go to bed pretty late but sleep a full cycle (8 hours).”

Hours Sleep Bed Late Cycles

Author:Alex Jones

“Have you ever been with a girl, you had an argument and you wanted to make up with her? As long as you say nothing, you can make up with her. If you say something, it's going to be another argument, you are going to get no pussy and you go to bed mad. But if you don't say nothing, it gets closer and closer, y'all make love and it's all expressed through love.”

Ifs Long Wanted Girl Bed Argument Mad Making Love Pussy

Author:RZA

“An episode that is near and dear to my heart is the entire cast in one room for the night because we get bed bugs in our apartment building so we have to stay with Martin Short.”

Heart Night Rooms Building My Heart Bed Dear Casts Episodes Apartment Bugs

Author:John Mulaney

“I was full of rage. My self-esteem was so low that I actually slept on the floor every night, because I didn't believe I deserved a bed to sleep in.”

Believe Self Night Sleep Self Esteem Bed Lows Rage Esteem Every Night

Author:Byron Katie

“I found out - the paper used to go to bed on Tues - on Monday. I found out that on Monday nights, the editors would cut out - literally cut out passages, sometimes whole paragraphs, of some of the writers that might possibly offend blacks, lesbians, gays, radicals. And I wrote a couple of columns about that. And they're - of course, they were annoyed that I had written about it, but, I mean, it - another example - and [my wife Margot] always also conjured that.”

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Author:Nat Hentoff

“There are people who go to bed hungry, and that is unconscionable.”

People Bed Hungry

Author:Desmond Tutu

“We have reduced poverty in the world by 50% since the year 1970 - the number of people who go to bed hungry, the number of people that have to sleep without a roof over their heads, the number of people that are illiterate.The world is better.”

People World Years Sleep Numbers Poverty Bed Hungry Roof Illiterate

Author:Michael Bloomberg

“I think about Syria when I go to bed at night.”

Thinking Night Bed Syria

Author:Samantha Power

“No kid should be getting three or four hours of homework a night. There's no breathing time, there's no family time, there are just extracurriculars and homework and then go to bed.”

Should Kids Night Three Hours Four Bed Breathing Homework Family Time

Author:Ross W. Greene

“Honestly, I think I'm really good at taking off makeup. I cannot fall asleep with my makeup on. And I have makeup wipes beside my bed and all of that so there's like no excuse. I think that's extremely important.”

Thinking Important Fall Bed Excuse Honestly Makeup Wipe No Excuses

Author:Shay Mitchell

“I don't go for the so-called "intimate" stuff. Column items that report: "Minerva Ferncroft sleeps in pink dusting powder between puce-colored sheets in a heart-shaped bed." It leaves me cold.”

Heart Stuff Sleep Cold Bed Intimate Reports Sheets Leaving Me Items Columns Powder Minerva

Author:Paul Newman

“I go to a hotel and try to get there by 5:30 in the morning. I keep a dictionary, a thesaurus, a bible, a deck of playing cards, a bottle of sherry, and stacks of yellow sticky pads. I shut myself in for six, seven hours. I have an arrangement with the hotel that no one may go in my room. After three or four months, they might slip notes under my door like, "Dear Ms. Angelou, please let us change the linens. We think they might be molding." It's probably true. I let them in if they promise not to touch anything other then the bed.”

“I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a bit about his Mom making the bed in the summertime when he was a kid. He just said "Vroom!" and threw the sheet up in the air and the sheet would just stay over the bed for like a minute and a half. All he had were his arms out, but I could see the sheet. And he didn't do anything. He just kept it there. And I went, "I have to write more."”

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Author:Jay Mohr

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