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“The pleasure in traveling consists of the obstacles, the fatigue, and even the danger. What charm can anyone find in an excursion when he is always sure of reaching his destination, of having horses ready waiting for him, a soft bed, an excellent supper, and all the eases and comfort he can enjoy in his own home! One of the great misfortunes of modern life is the want of any sudden surprise, and the absence of all adventure. Everything is so well arranged.”

“People find gold in fields, veins, river beds, and pockets. Whichever, it takes work to get it out.”

People Fields Bed Rivers Gold Pockets Veins

Author:Art Linkletter

“I don't understand what people are talking about in different rhymes glorifying jail. If you like going to bed early, getting yelled at, seeing a fight, seeing somebody getting their head split open, or fighting over the TV then that's the place for you.”

People Ifs Different Fighting Talking Seeing Tvs Bed Jail Splits Rhyme

Author:Sadat X

“(After getting out of another treatment center) I came home one Sunday morning. I sat on the edge of my bed. I never grew up going to church. I never read a Bible. I wasn't anti-God. I just never thought about God. I just lived for myself and thought about myself...I was married by this point. I'd been married for two years. So, here I am sitting on the edge of my bed, nine o'clock Sunday morning. I have a son who's not quite two yet and I just broke down crying because I had been out all weekend doing cocaine.”

“Having a hangover with small children is never a good idea. I did it once and it was the biggest mistake I've ever made, I've never felt so ill in my life. You have to get out of bed and look after your kid who doesn't care if you've got a sore head.”

Ifs Looks Children Made Ideas Care Kids Felt Mistake Bed Ill Good Ideas Small Child Hangover Biggest Mistake

Author:Sharleen Spiteri

“I have tried all my life to look after my skin, so I never do things like go to bed with make-up on. I also always use moisturisers. But I certainly do not believe in Botox or anything like that. The thought of it just makes me think 'urgh'.”

Thinking Believe Looks Use Bed Skins Botox

Author:Delia Smith

“I can't leave the house without making sure all the beds are made right, so they are neat and fresh when I come in at night.”

Made I Can Night House Bed Neat

Author:Jason Donovan

“I watch so much television. My DVR is full. I love putting my kids to bed, so I can sit on the couch with my wife and we can dissect The Affair, The Americans, House of Cards, or whatever it is. I'm so lucky.”

I Can Kids House Watches Wife Television Lucky Bed Affair My Wife Cards Couches So Lucky House Of Cards

Author:Scott Foley

“The worst that happened to men of science was that Galileo suffered an honorable detention and a mild reproof, before dying peacefully in his bed.”

Men Happened Worst Dying Bed Honorable Detention Reproof

Book:Science and the Modern World

Source: Science and the Modern World

“I sleep equally well in a soft bed or on the grass beside the road. If I am given food and shelter, fine. If not, I'm just as happy. Many times I am given shelter by total strangers. When hospitality is not available there are always bus depots, railroad stations and all night truck stops.... When no shelter is available to me, I sleep in the fields or by the side of the road with God to guard me.”

Ifs Wells Night Given Sides Sleep Fields Fine Bed Available Stranger Grass Stations Bus Shelter Truck Hospitality All Night Railroads

Author:Peace Pilgrim

“When you feel the need for a spiritual lift, try getting to bed early and get up early to have a quiet time at dawn. Then carry the serene 'in tune' feeling that comes to you into your day, no matter what you may be doing.”

Needs Feels Trying May Matter Feelings Spiritual Bed Quiet No Matter What Get Up Lifts Dawn Tunes Serene Up Early Quiet Time

Book:Peace Pilgrim: Her Life and Work in Her Own Words

Source: Peace Pilgrim: Her Life and Work in Her Own Words

“George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.”

Together Night Bed Girlfriend Steady Every Night Eliot

Author:Peter O'Toole

“For a lot of people, their first love is what they'll always remember. For me it's always been the first hate, and I think that hatred, though it provides often rather junky energy, is a terrific way of getting you out of bed in the morning and keeping you going.”

People Thinking Way Firsts Remember Hate Energy Love Is Morning Bed Hatred First Love Terrific

Author:Christopher Hitchens

“Your attitude measures up to the two requirements of love. You want to go to bed with her and can't, and you don't know her very well. Ignorance of the other person topped up with deprivation, Jim. You fit the formula all right, and what's more you want to go on fitting it.”

Knows Want Wells Persons Two Attitude Love You Ignorance Goes On Fit Bed Formulas Requirements Fitting Deprivation

Book:Lucky Jim

Source: Lucky Jim

“Rock should never be in bed with politics.”

Should Rocks Bed

Author:Alice Cooper

“Who wouldn't prefer having breakfast in bed to getting up at the crack of dawn and having a cup of coffee in a studio makeup department?”

Bed Studios Coffee Cups Dawn Department Makeup Cracks Breakfast Coffee Cup Breakfast In Bed

Author:Rita Hayworth

“When I was three years old, I had race-car wallpaper, a race-car bed, race-car toys. That was all I wanted. And nothing has changed. Except I don't have a race-car bed anymore.?”

Years Wanted Three Race Car Changed Bed Three Years Toys Race Car Things Have Changed Three Year Olds

Author:Joey Logano

“Everybody’s got rights. A man tied to a bed got rights. A man down in a dungeon got rights. A little screaming baby got rights. Yeah, you got rights. What you don’t got is power.”

Men Littles Rights Baby Bed Yeah Tied Dungeons Screaming Babies

Book:We the Animals

Source: We the Animals

“The cat jumps up on the bed and tries to get onto my head. It's his way of telling whether or not i'm dead. If i'm not, he wants to be scratched; if i am - he'll think of something”

Ifs Thinking Way Want Trying Bed Cat

Book:Morning in the Burned House

Source: Morning in the Burned House

“I am obsessed at nights with the idea of my own worthlessness, and if it were only to turn a light on to save my life I think I would not do it. These are the last footprints of a headache I suppose. Do you ever feel that? - like an old weed in a stream. What do you feel, lying in bed?”

Ifs Thinking Feels Ideas Light Lasts Lying Night Turns My Own Bed Obsessed Streams Weed Footprint Headache Worthlessness

Book:The Letters of Virginia Woolf: 1929-1931

Source: The Letters of Virginia Woolf: 1929-1931

“When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.”

Years Looks Night Dies Morning Bed Get Up Every Night Every Morning Deep Down Really Deep

Author:Lee Trevino

“Before bed, I read a book or flip on the radio - I'm not picky, I'll just turn it on and see what comes up. I burn a yummy lavender- scented candle.”

Book Turns Bed Come Up Radio Candle Flip Picky Lavender Yummy Scented Candles

Author:Carrie Underwood

“I started wearing all black around the time I got into Nirvana. I first heard 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' when I was about 12, and I remember jumping on my bed, so excited about it.”

Firsts Remember Spirit Black Heard Bed Excited Smell Jumping All Black

Author:Natasha Lyonne

“Obligation sends the children to bed on time, but love tucks the covers in around their necks and passes out kisses and hugs. Yesterday is about experience; tomorrow is about hope; today is about transitioning from one to the other. The happiest people on earth don't have the best of everything... they make the best of everything I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.”

People Thinking Children I Can Today Earth Teach Tomorrow Bed Kissing Yesterday Obligation Necks Hug Kisses And Hugs

Author:Socrates

“The Pain-Free Shopping Method: Buy a present for you, then a present for a friend. Then another present for you. Then a present for a friend. Then two presents for you. Then a present for a friend. Then go home, get into bed, and pull up the covers.”

Two Home Pain Bed Method Shopping Pull Ups

Book:Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye

Source: Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye

“Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a delicacy. He was as cool as he could be, and ate dirty socks.”

Littles Night Guy Bed Eating Dust Dirty Sock Bumps Delicacy Bunnies Funky Dust Bunnies

Author:Jim Cummings

“I am thankful that thus far today I have not had any unkind thoughts or said any harsh words or done anything that I regret. However, now I need to get out of bed and so things may become more difficult.”

Needs May Said Done Today Difficult Regret Bed Harsh I Regret Unkind I Am Thankful Harsh Words

Book:Pay Attention, for Goodness' Sake: Practicing the Perfections of the Heart--The Buddhist Path of Kindness

Source: Pay Attention, for Goodness' Sake: Practicing the Perfections of the Heart--The Buddhist Path of Kindness

“Only a fool would make the bed every day.”

Fool Bed

Author:Nancy Spain

“A high percentage of organisations develop a military rationale, whereby only a very small number of people make all of the decisions. There is little wonder, then, that people aren't keen to get out of bed and come to work on a Monday morning.”

People Littles Decision Numbers Wonder Morning Military Bed Monday Percentages Organisation Monday Morning Small Numbers Rationale

Author:Ricardo Semler

“I cannot think of a greater blessing than to die in one's own bed, without warning or discomfort, on the last page of a new book that we most wanted to read.”

Thinking Book Wanted Lasts Dies Greater Blessing Bed Pages Warning Discomfort New Books Most Wanted

Author:John Russell, 1st Earl Russell

“I was lying in bed on a Saturday morning, reading the paper, when my phone went. The caller was Rangers director, Jack Gillespie, and he offered me the manager's job at Ibrox. I was flattered but declined with thanks. John Greig was a good friend of mine and I had no intention of being involved in ousting him.”

Jobs Lying Reading Morning Mines Involved Bed Directors Paper Intention Phones Thanks Managers Good Friend Saturday Rangers Flattered Saturday Morning

Author:Alex Ferguson

“I've always been curious about the monster that lives under your bed. Even at 30 years old you lean over the bed to see if there's something under there, potentially.”

Ifs Years Bed Monsters Curious Old You

Author:Matt Barr

“We're getting the blues about having to walk away from this whole thing. We enjoyed it a lot and it all felt good. We had a good experience on it. We thought we could do good work together. And it is unusual to get the next one, straight off the bed. John is funny. When he gets moving, he moves pretty quickly.”

Whole Together Moving Next Felt Walks Bed Enjoyed Working Together Unusual Good Work The Next One Good Experiences Get Moving

Author:Brendan Gleeson

“I have to decide whether I'm just laying down a groove, kind of a bed and canvas for the lyrics and music to live on, or trying to illustrate something in the lyrics.”

Trying Kind Bed Canvas Groove Laying Down

Author:Glenn Kotche

“I find that going to bed without my phone or an iPad makes me sleep better and helps me wake up without obsessing over emails. It makes my day better.”

Helping Sleep Bed Wake Up Phones Help Me Email Ipads Obsessing

Author:Jane Levy

“I never went to school for that. In high school we had photography, which was great. That was another moment of discovery. I had a great teacher - I can't even remember her name now. I ended up going to boarding school for my last high school years and they had a dark room there. Of course there was curfew; you were supposed to be in bed at a certain time. But I would sneak out and sneak into the dark room and work all night.”

“What's great is when you're shooting at the same hotel you're living in, you finish shooting, put your stuff down, take an elevator and go to bed.”

Stuff Bed Shooting Hotel Elevators

Author:Jon Turteltaub

“Then I only wondered who put the toys in the stocking; now I wonder who put the stocking by the bed, and the bed in the room, and the room in the house, and the house on the planet, and the great planet in the void.”

House Rooms Wonder Planets Bed Void Toys Stockings

Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton

“The fact is that I write under duress, often in my bed, often at the last minute. I'm kind of a binge writer I would say, which I don't support. I was always kind of that way. Probably the time I was the most regular as a writer was college. It was like, what else is there to do when you're living in the Midwest studying creative writing?”

Way Writing Kind Facts Lasts Support Creative Study Minutes College Bed Creative Writing Midwest Last Minute Binge Duress

Author:Lena Dunham

“I never indulge in rhyme or stanza Unless I'm in bed with the influenza.”

Bed Rhyme Indulge Indulge In Influenza

Author:Quintus Ennius

“I like to think I'm a night person, because that's my job, but now I'm a father of three. I'm trying to become more of a morning person. I don't know if it will last. I have two choices, right? Either I'm bitter about getting up early, or I start drinking wine earlier and get to bed.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Trying Persons Two Jobs Lasts Night Choices Three Father Morning Bed Wine Drinking Bitter Up Early Drinking Wine Two Choices Morning Person Night Person

Author:Dave Matthews

“Like many supermodels, I won't get out of bed for less than £3000. Unlike many supermodels, I don't get out of bed very often.”

Bed Supermodel

Author:Simon Munnery

“Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer. Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleepy and getting up when they are!”

People Looks Children Has Beens Realizing Common Pieces Bed Woods Brown Screws Skulls Deer Sleepy Handy

Author:Cindy Adams

“I tape my list of goals, both large and small, above my bed so I can see them when I wake up. This holds me accountable.”

I Can Goal Bed Wake Up Lists Tape Hold Me

Author:Chris Solinsky

“I try to make films that I find exciting. It makes me want to get out of bed at five in the morning, have my make-up done and play for the rest of the day.”

Want Trying Done Play Film Morning Five Bed Exciting

Author:Kristin Scott Thomas

“Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!”

Use Today Dies Brain Wonder Bed Apps

Author:Lewis Black

“Draw nigh to God, so that you may dread the grave as little as your bed. Draw nigh to God, that you may live a happy and useful life. Drawing nigh to God is the most concentrated energy of the soul. Effective prayer is the fruit of a relationship with God, not a technique for acquiring blessings.”

May Littles Soul Energy Prayer Blessing Bed Draws Fruit Technique Drawing Graves Dread Relationship With God Useful Life

Author:D. A. Carson

“If my father could have sat up in bed and said goodbye, I'd have pressed the button. I wouldn't have been able to see for crying, but I would have considered that a duty.”

Ifs Has Beens Said Able Father Cry Duty Bed Sat Goodbye Buttons

Author:Terry Pratchett

“I am constantly trying to reflect the way women are treated. It's hard to interpret that in clothes or in a show but there's always an underlying, sinister side to women's sexuality in my work because of the way I have seen women treated in my life. Where I come from, a woman met a man, had babies, moved to Dagenham, two up two down, made the dinner, went to bed. That was my image of women and I didn't want that. I wanted to get that out of my head.”

Men Way Want Trying Made Two Hard Shows Wanted Sides Baby Mets Bed Clothes Moved Dinner Sexuality Treated Sinister

Author:Alexander McQueen

“Endeavor to work as hard as possible to attain a new aim with each day that comes by. Don't go to bed until you have achieved something productive”

Hard Bed Aim Each Day Productive Endeavor

Author:Aliko Dangote

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