Best eating & bars Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.”

Years Feet Eating Bars Chocolate Crow Wrinkles Eating Chocolate Love Chocolates Hershey

Author:Amy Neftzger

“Hotel bars are pretty good. No one bothers me there. Restaurants are safe. People are quite respectful when you're eating. But what I never do now is go to a busy bar on the weekend, or after 8 o'clock at night. That's the danger zone. Also being trapped. Never go on the Metro, or a bus.”

People Night Danger Goes On Safe Eating Busy Bars Clock Bother Restaurants Zone Hotel Bus Weekend Trapped Respectful Metro

Author:Ricky Gervais

“When you talk about obesity, there's so many things that can cause that. It can be a medical thing, or down to the individual. There's a lot of other things involved than eating a Mars bar.”

Individual Causes Involved Eating Medical Bars Mars Obesity

Author:Peter Shilton

“Aside from some extra fiber, eating two slices of whole wheat bread is really little different, and often worse, than drinking a can of sugar-sweetened soda or eating a sugary candy bar.”

Littles Two Different Whole Eating Drinking Bars Bread Extras Sugar Candy Wheat Fiber Soda Candy Bar

Book:Wheat Belly: Lose the Wheat, Lose the Weight, and Find Your Path Back to Health

Source: Wheat Belly: Lose the Wheat, Lose the Weight, and Find Your Path Back to Health

“I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar, and a guy named Reese comes by and says, "Gimme that", you better hand it over.”

Knows Looks Mean Humor Hands Funny Guy Next Eating Bars Next Time Candy Candy Bar

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I don't believe consumers want to see fuller-figured girls in ads. Because if they did they would refuse to buy the things they are seeing, and want to buy a different product. If people really want to see a change, they have to speak up on a daily basis to see that change. And I think that models who are suffering from an eating disorder, it is as sad to look at them as the person who is suffering from obesity or who is smoking outside their office or person who is drinking too much at the bar - everybody is suffering from something pretty much.”

“Reality is overrated to me. Everyone spends enough time on the computer, eating, going out to bars. Why do I need to read a book about that?”

Needs Book Enough Reality Computer Eating Bars Going Out Enough Time Overrated

Author:Blake Butler

“As I was whizzing around the United States on yet another demented book tour, getting up at four in the morning to catch planes, doing two cities a day, eating the Pringle food object out of the mini-bar at night as I crawled around on the hotel room floor, too tired even to phone room service, I thought, 'There must be a better way of doing this'.”

Way Two Book States Night United Rooms Cities Morning United States Four Objects Eating Tired Phones Bars Planes Hotel Better Ways Hotel Rooms Demented Room Service Pringles

Author:Margaret Atwood

“My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She's always eating chocolate. And she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. You know, she'd be like keep me away from those chocolate bars, I'm addicted to them. And it's really annoying. So one day I put her in the car and I drove her downtown and I pointed out a crack addict. And I said you see that honey? Why can't you be that skinny?”

Said Car Eating Jokes Addiction Bars Likes Girlfriend Chocolate Cracks Honey Annoying Addict Skinny My Girlfriend Downtown Eating Chocolate Hershey Always Eating

Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“When I started playing music at East Tennessee State University I would sit on a stool with a tip jar in front of me and play four hours a night at a college bar called Quarterback's Barbecue. I wasn't thinking about doing it for a living. I was just making enough money to go to Taco Bell every day. People were eating chips, drinking beer and not listening to me. I'd had three or four years of people ignoring me, and I'd kind of gotten used to it.”

“I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to have leisure to write. But starvation, unfortunately, didn't improve art. It only hindered it. A man's soul was rooted in his stomach. A man could write much better after eating a porterhouse steak and drinking a pint of whiskey than he could ever write after eating a nickel candy bar. The myth of the starving artist was a hoax.”

“I’m not at peace anymore. I just want him like I used to in the old days. I want to be eating sandwiches with him. I want to be drinking with him in a bar. I’m tired and I don’t want anymore pain. I want Maurice. I want ordinary corrupt human love. Dear God, you know I want to want Your pain, but I don’t want it now. Take it away for a while and give it me another time.”

Knows Want Giving Humans Pain Used Eating Ordinary Tired Drinking Dear Bars Sandwiches Old Days I'm Tired Want Him Dear God Another Time Human Love

Author:Graham Greene

“Dear Complete and Utter Stranger, The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it. And you know what? If you like oatmeal at all? I mean even the tiniest bit? I mean, say you were lost in the Himalayas, right, and you hadn't eaten anything except a Mars Bar for about seven years, right, and you're really cold and your fingers are all dropping off, right, and you look behind this rock, and there's this bowl of oatmeal? Say you would even think about eating the oatmeal? Well, JUST DON'T BOTHER WRITING TO ME, OKAY?”

Source: Feeling Sorry for Celia: A Novel

“I'm just full of surprises." Watching her, he waved the wrapped bar from side to side. "You can have the candy if you sit on my lap." That sounds like something perverted old men say to young, stupid girls." I'm not old, and you're not stupid." He sat, patted his knee. "It's Belgian chocolate." Just because I'm sitting on your lap and eating your candy doesn't mean you can cop a feel," she said as she folded into his lap.”

Ifs Men Feels Mean Said Young Girl Sound Sides Stupid Eating Sitting Surprise Bars Knees Sat Chocolate Old Man Cop Candy Lap Like Something Not Stupid Belgians Stupid Girl

Author:Nora Roberts

“Since I’ve been on my own, I’ve been eating a lot of popcorn, cereal, instant noodles, and snack bars. I have a hot plate in my bedroom, a microwave, and a small fridge. That’s the kind of kitchen I know how to get around in.”

Knows Kind My Own Know How Eating Hot Bars Instant Kitchen Plates Bedroom Popcorn Snacks Cereal Fridges Noodles Microwaves Eating A Lot

Book:Faefever: Fever Series

Source: Faefever: Fever Series

“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.”

Knows Feelings Comedy Eating Sitting Genuine Bars Odd Chocolate Candy Toilets Candy Bar Funny Chocolate Chocolate Bars Eating Chocolate

Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“If I could blame it on all the mothers and fathers of the world, they of the lessons, the pellets of power, they of the love surrounding you like batter ... Blame it on God perhaps? He of the first opening that pushed us all into our first mistakes? No, I'll blame it on Man For Man is God and man is eating the earth up like a candy bar and not one of them can be left alone with the ocean for it is known he will gulp it all down. The stars (possibly) are safe. At least for the moment. The stars are pears that no one can reach, even for a wedding. Perhaps for a death.”

Ifs Men World Firsts Moments Earth Mother Father Left Stars Mistake Known Lessons Safe Ocean Eating Blame Bars Opening If I Could Candy Left Alone Mother And Father Pears Candy Bar

Book:The Awful Rowing Toward God

Source: The Awful Rowing Toward God

“Somebody who talks about how much they're eating and counts calories is unattractive to me. And when you limit yourself in the things you eat, it affects your mood. I've seen people who are a nightmare to be around because they're not eating. That's why I always have an apple in my purse or a Luna Bar in the glove box in case I get stuck in traffic - I don't even want to be alone in the car with myself if I'm hungry!”

People Ifs Want Beauty Cases Car Limits Eating Boxes Stuck Mood Bars Hungry Apples Nightmare Traffic Purses Gloves Calories Unattractive Wants To Be Alone Stuck In Traffic

Author:Nina Dobrev

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