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Author:Sarah Silverman

“So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "Break my arms."”

Said Helping Problem Dream Humor Funny Beautiful Night Girl Break Arms Doctors Yesterday Pushing Rushing Beautiful Girl

Author:Tommy Cooper

“I'd worked on a series of Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul books called The Real Deal for HCI books, which featured essays and poems from teens.Finding the right authors for the series has been no easy feat, mostly because I'm looking for a perfect blend of a teen girl with an interesting story or hook, fantastic writing talent, and the confidence to commit to writing a 30,000+ word book in a matter of months. It's a huge commitment and I recognize that, so the fit has to be there from all these different angles.”

“I think about what I wish I had known when I was a teen and tween. I struggled with a lot of insecurity and self-doubt as a young girl and the side-effects of that were long lasting, well into my late twenties.”

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Author:Deborah Reber

“Psychoanalysis showed me that I might be neurotic because I was a girl but, as Chekhov might have put it, I alone had to squeeze the slave out of myself, drop by drop.”

Might Girl Slave Neurotic Psychoanalysis Chekhov

Author:Vivian Gornick

“I'm more of a short-hair girl; short hair is a lot more low-maintenance than long hair. And when you're in front of camera every day and your hair is being flatironed and blow-dried it's easier to have a weave so you don't damage your own hair.”

Long Girl Fronts Hair Easier Lows Cameras Blow Damage Maintenance Long Hair Short Hair

Author:Nia Long

“I think it's important for girls at a young age to be involved in as many things as possible. Especially safe communities of people that teach them great life lessons like self-confidence and courage. And getting girls to go to camp especially in the summer where they can meet new friends, learn new things, and not just sit at home and watch TV.”

“The only time I get upset by things written about me - when people write irresponsible things about my weight... I appreciate that young girls look up to me. And I take that very seriously.”

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Author:Victoria Beckham

“In the real world, it is hard to be taken seriously as a woman. Use your brain and be smart about your choices. There's nothing wrong with being a good girl - it's actually very attractive and sexy.”

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Author:Faith Hill

“As for my ideal type, I like girls who don't have powerful presence, and not self-centered. I'd like her to have a light skin, and a calm personality.”

Self Light Girl Powerful Type Personality Ideals Skins Calm Self Centered Like Her

Author:Yesung

“I can't imagine anything worse than trying to impress a girl with dinner. To be honest, I'm always impressing myself, not other people.”

People Trying I Can Girl Imagine Honest Dinner Being Honest Impress Impress A Girl

Author:Marco Pierre White

“I love people-watching at the clubs in Los Angeles, where girls make fools of themselves and guys pay thousands of dollars for a couple of bottles of vodka just so they can get a table. It's quite a scene.”

People Guy Girl Pay Fool Couple Scene Tables Dollars Clubs Los Angeles Bottles Vodka

Author:Jackie Collins

“Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'”

Men Humor Funny Girl Asks One Day My Friends Ask Me That Girl One Day At A Time

Author:Adam Ferrara

“The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.”

Enough Humor Funny Beautiful Girl Hollywood Silicon

Author:Adam Ferrara

“My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"”

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Author:Bill Engvall

“She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.”

Humor Funny Girl Tattoo

Author:Chic Murray

“A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'”

Done Humor Funny Girl Watches Clubs

Author:Mike Birbiglia

“I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.”

World Trying Humor Funny Girl Lost Sex Poor Cups Bridges Scotland Virginity World Cup Having Sex

Author:Russell Howard

“There are still countries where women don't enjoy basic rights like the vote or the freedom to study or the freedom of choice in marriage. Every year there are twenty million little girls in Africa who are deprived of their sexuality through brutal genital operations. Basically, there's still much to be done.”

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Author:Dacia Maraini

“I still had to correct Allen Ginsberg at times when he called women girls. I'd say. Allen please, it's not politically correct.”

Stills Girl Please Politically Correct Ginsberg

Author:Anne Waldman

“I wear boxers all the time. I don't really move like a girl. I mean, unless it's time for me to get dressed or something.”

Mean Moving Girl Boxers

Author:SZA

“I just got in music because it was a hobby. I got into clubs for free, got to drink for free and left with the hottest girl from the night. I never dreamed it would be for me to go on this kind of ride at all.”

Kind Would Be Night Girl Left Goes On Drink Music Is Clubs Hobbies Hottest

Author:Shaggy

“If a girl is in love with a poor guy and chooses him, then that is worst for her. If she chooses a rich man, it will be to her advantage. Everything will be fine.”

Ifs Men Guy Girl Poor Rich Worst Fine Advantage Rich Man

Author:Odd Nerdrum

“I did extensive research on media and anorexia and found out that the fashion magazines are to blame in a way. They project an image of a woman that is completely absurd, but girls and women believe they should be very skinny. They don't look like real woman anymore.”

Way Should Believe Looks Real Girl Found Media Fashion Projects Research Blame Absurd Magazines Skinny Anorexia Real Women Fashion Magazines

Author:Oliviero Toscani

“As a boy I was obsessed with Egypt and Egyptology. I'm convinced it's not that uncommon. A lot of 10 or 12 year old boys become obsessed with Egypt. It's a bit like young girls and horses.”

Years Young Girl Bits Boys Like You Horse Convinced Obsessed Egypt Uncommon

Author:Bill Henson

“I had on my team a girl who at age twelve just missed the world mile record for her age group. But at 20 she just couldn't run.”

World Running Age Girl Records Groups Team Miles Twelve

Author:Gerry Lindgren

“Me and my friends get together all the time for girls night, or watch rock of love on the couch. I end up going out to a lot of shows, and surfing with my folks is always high on the priority list.”

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Author:Tristan Prettyman

“The worst thing a good girl could do to you is break your heart.”

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Author:ASAP Rocky

“I really get inspired by stylish girls around the world that I see on the street. Colors, patterns, throughout my travels, whatever catches my eye.”

World Eye Girl Streets Color Inspired Patterns Around The World Stylish

Author:Olivia Palermo

“I'm a girl who loves to share information, especially empowering, life-changing, information.”

Girl Share Information Life Changing Empowering Empowering Women

Author:Marilu Henner

“Back in the days the great emcees made singles, had great shows, won battles, had all the girls and dressed fly. That¹s what I'm about...the total package emcees.”

Made Shows Girl Battle Packages Singles Emcee

Author:Joell Ortiz

“I've always been able to write rhymes and that would be like when you consult with your girl. When I'm mad and s - t like that I would throw headphones on and close my room door, when I'm mad I just close the door with my girl and f - k her. In so many different ways hip-hop has been like my girl and it's always been there to hold me down.”

Way Writing Has Beens Different Would Be Able Girl Rooms Doors Mad Hip Hop Hips Different Ways Hops Rhyme Hold Me My Girl Headphones

Author:Joell Ortiz

“For years, Blockbuster Video has edited movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, when he's masturbating while the girls in the car are doing the thing. I rented it from Blockbuster and sped to that scene, and it was gone. I called up Blockbuster, and I'm like, "I got an erection, and the scene's not there."”

Years Funny Girl Gone Comedy Car Scene Video Edited Blockbuster Lieutenants Sped

Author:Louis C. K.

“Indian men are still used to the traditional role given to women; they want intelligent girls for company but not to marry... they have yet to taste and relish the company of mature women.”

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Author:Amrita Pritam

“I hope to inspire everyone - especially young people, women, and young girls all over the world, and in Middle Eastern countries that do not provide women with the same opportunities as men - to not give up their dreams and to pursue them.”

People Men World Giving Country Dream Young Girl Opportunity Middle Inspire Giving Up Pursue Eastern Not Giving Up

Author:Anousheh Ansari

“Don't write poems to make girls like you, because it will not make them like you but it will give them something to quote back at you later in life.”

Giving Writing Girl Like You Later In Life

Author:Nick Earls

“I think what I am always trying to do is make clothes for every girl to wear, to make things that you are going to accessorize from day to night. I am really trying to focus on casualwear - making your basic sweatpants cool, trendy, and funky.”

Thinking Trying Night Girl Focus Clothes Always Trying Every Girl Trendy Funky Sweatpants

Author:Whitney Port

“I liked flowers but I never wore clothes with flower prints. Through those flowers, I was actually able to show my gracefulness as a girl.”

Shows Able Girl Flower Clothes Print Gracefulness

Author:Park Bom

“Music is my girlfriend, pretty much. It's makes it a little difficult, but I'm always looking, looking for the right girl.”

Littles Girl Difficult Music Is Girlfriend My Girlfriend My Girl Right Girl

Author:Shwayze

“A lot of young girls don't realise how diverse the career opportunities are in games development. Many think that you need elite math skills and a vast knowledge of all things tech to work in games, and haven't thought about avenues like design, producing, art, writing or composing.”

“I'm not really caught up with celebrity women. I think a regular girl that goes to school or works at a Complex or Spin or Blender or whatever, one of those magazines. She'd probably be flyer to me than the person she's writing about.”

Thinking Writing Persons School Girl Complexes Caught Magazines Caught Up Flyers Blenders

Author:Wale

“You need good energy and you need to be fit because it's very tiring. A lot of the work is quite heavy and quite smelly. That's why girls drift out of the kitchen because they get fed up smelling like fish and vegetables and things like that.”

Needs Girl Energy Fit Fishes Heavy Kitchen Feds Vegetables Tire Fed Up Good Energy Smelly

Author:Paul Rankin

“I like girls that are down to earth, intelligent, and don't try to be anything that they're not. One thing that I fall for all the time is girls with blue eyes and brown hair. There's something about that combination that I find really sexy. It's all in the eyes...and the personality, but that's obvious.”

Trying Eye Earth Fall Girl One Thing Hair Personality Intelligent Blue Obvious Sexy Combination Brown Blue Eyes Down To Earth Brown Hair

Author:Devon Bostick

“You can be distracted by your love life, by the baseball game, movies, by the nonsense. "Can I get my kid into this private school? Can I get this girl to go out with me Saturday night? Am I going to get the promotion in my office?" All this stuff, but in the end the universe burns out. So I think it's completely meaningless.”

“I want to support young girls who are in their 20s now and tell them: You're not just imagining things. It's tough. Everything that a guy says once, you have to say five times.”

Want Young Guy Girl Support Five Tough Imagining Things

Author:Bjork

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