Best goes-on & diets Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall.”

Too Much Crazy Goes On My Favorite Diets Downfall Fries French Fries

“Whether you're six or sixty, if you go on a diet and lifestyle program and feel constrained, you're likely to go off it sooner or later. Offering a spectrum of choices is much more effective; then, you feel free and empowered.”

Ifs Feels Choices Goes On Six Program Lifestyle Diets Offering Sixty Sooner Or Later Empowered Spectrum

Book:The Spectrum: How to Customize a Way of Eating and Living Just Right for You and Your Family

Source: The Spectrum: How to Customize a Way of Eating and Living Just Right for You and Your Family

“When I look at small things, I think I shall go on living: drops of rain, leather gloves shrunk by being wet... When I look at something too big, I want to die: the Diet Building, or a map of the world.”

Thinking World Want Looks Bigs Dies Building Goes On Rain Diets Maps Wet Small Things Leather Gloves Wanting To Die I Want To Die

Author:Kobo Abe

“A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -- and he's a priest.”

Saws Wife Goes On Husband Fats Diets Priests Electric Old Boyfriend

Book:The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

Source: The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

“Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.”

Firsts Loses Health Goes On Diets Temper

Author:Robert Orben

“I dream about 'Cheers.' Like when you go on a diet and you dream of pizza. I always think of those wonderful years. I loved working on it.”

Thinking Years Dream Wonderful Goes On Diets Cheer Pizza

Author:George Wendt

“I never, ever, restrict food, and I will never go on a diet ever again.”

Goes On Diets

Author:Portia de Rossi

“Even if I'm hormonal and I feel like I've got a couple pounds of water weight, I will never starve myself, I will never, ever go on a diet.”

Ifs Feels Water Goes On Couple Weight Diets Pounds

Author:Portia de Rossi

“By exercising your stomach muscles, you wring out the body, you don't catch colds, you don't get cancer, you don't get hernias. Do animals get hernias? Do animals go on diets?”

Body Animal Goes On Exercise Cancer Diets Muscles Stomach Hernias

Author:Joseph Pilates

“If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice.”

Ifs Littles Nice Goes On Work Out Mood Diets Bad Mood

Author:Salma Hayek

“The brain's preferred source of fuel is glucose/carbohydrates. And when you go on a low-carb/high-protein diet, your brain is using low-octane fuel. You'll be a little groggy, a little grumpy.”

Littles Brain Source Goes On Lows Diets Fuel Protein Grumpy Carbs Carbohydrates Glucose

Author:Jack LaLanne

“We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared.”

Water Goes On Basketball Superiors Diets Lakes Stanley Funny Basketball

Author:Pat Williams

“I weighed 193 pounds and had three chins. I couldn't get up before 9 a.m. and never saw patients before 10. I decided to go on a diet.”

Three Saws Goes On Decided Patient Get Up Diets Pounds Chins

Author:Robert Atkins

“Don't ever go on a diet. Just don't. Walk away. Diets are the spawn of Satan.”

Walks Goes On Diets Satan Spawn

Author:Emma Thompson

“"Save more tomorrow" is a nudge to help people do what they know they want to do, which is save more, but they can't bring themselves to save more now. Just like many of us are planning to go on diets next month, or maybe in two months, certainly not tonight.”

People Knows Want Two Helping Next Months Goes On Tomorrow Planning Diets Tonight Two Months Nudge

Author:Richard Thaler

“In fact, we would know ourselves that we are not meant to be meat eaters, and we would not have allowed ourselves to become conditioned to meat eating in the first place, if the effects of meat eating were felt right away. But since heart disease, cancer, diabetes, osteoporosis, etc. usually take many years to develop, we are able to separate them from their cause (or contributing factors) and go on happily eating an animal-based diet.”

Ifs Knows Years Firsts Heart Facts Able Felt Causes Animal Effects Goes On Disease Eating Cancer Factors Meat Diets Etc Meant To Be Contributing Diabetes Heart Disease Meat Eating Osteoporosis

Author:Sharon Gannon

“When you go on an extreme diet, your body's self-preservation mechanism responds by burning calories as slowly as possible. Of course, that makes it much more difficult to lose weight.”

Self Body Courses Difficult Loses Goes On Weight Extremes Your Body Burning Diets Mechanism Preservation Calories Self Preservation Lose Weight

Author:Tony Robbins

“I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.”

Source: The Snake Has All the Lines

“I'm from the Midwest, and guys like me don't go on diets. We don't do well on spinning classes.”

Wells Guy Class Goes On Like Me Diets Spinning Midwest

Author:Michael Moore

“It's never been an issue for me - I don't want to go on a diet, I don't want to eat a Caesar salad with no dressing, why would I do that? I ain't got time for this, just be happy and don't be stupid. If I've got a boyfriend and he loves my body then I'm not worried.”

Ifs Want Body Happiness Issues Stupid Goes On Worried Diets Dressings Salad Just Be Happy Caesar Salad

Author:Adele

“A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.”

Funny Fun Friendship Goes On Laughter Fats Diets Funny Life Funny Relationship

Author:Erma Bombeck

“There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.”

Ifs Years Real Guy Found Goes On Drink Taste Fats Beer Diets Whiskey Hooked Scotch Drinking Whiskey Whiskey Drinking Tequila Scotch Whiskey Scotch Whisky

Author:Ron White

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