“What we're going for, in those humorous moments, is the absurdity of it all. The craziness of the night manager offering them an umbrella in the height of what is a horrible disaster was like, "What?!" That's Andy Greenfield, and he nailed the audition. He's the sweetest guy in the world, as is often the case with those guys, but on camera, he's so creepy that a lot of us kept saying, "You know, Andy, don't look at us like that anymore, okay? You're scaring us."” KnowsWorldLooksMomentsNightGuyCasesHumorousOkayCamerasDisasterHorribleManagersHeightOfferingAbsurdityAuditionsSweetestCreepyUmbrellaCraziness Author:Remi Aubuchon
“Back in the late '90s, I put together a humorous newsmagazine program called 'The Awful Truth' for Bravo. We helped one guy get an organ transplant whose insurance company had refused to pay. I thought, if we could save a guy's life in a 10-minute segment on cable, what could we do if we devoted a whole movie to a whole bunch of people?” PeopleIfsWholeTogetherGuyPayCompanyMinutesLateHumorousProgramBunchAwfulOrgansDevotedCablesInsurance CompaniesTransplantsBravoOrgan Transplant Author:Michael Moore
“I've spent enough time with soldiers to know that once they get to know you and they loosen up and become themselves, they are some of the biggest hams and most charismatic, cocky, fun, humorous guys I've ever met.” KnowsEnoughGuyFunMetsHumorousSoldierEnough TimeCockyHamCharismatic Author:Peter Berg
“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?” ThinkingFirstsSaidGuyDrinkHumorousEmsCows Author:Bill Watterson
“This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn him in? And the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. Well I guess that’s pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know they’re totally irrational and crazy and absurd but I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs.” ThinkingKnowsNeedsFeelsWellsGuyTurnsCrazyBrotherHumorousDoctorsWittyAbsurdMy BrotherEggsChickensKeep GoingIrrationalThis GuyPsychiatristAnnie Hall Author:Woody Allen
“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?” IfsDreamHumorFunnyGuyExistenceHumorousThirdsFatsWhat If Author:Woody Allen
“Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.” ThinkingKnowsDoeGuyKnowledgeHumorousKnow It All Author:Al Bernstein
“Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and we don't want him to hurt himself."” WantEyeGuyHurtWatchesHumorousSuicideBotherThis GuyWant HimDeath Row Book:Napalm & Silly Putty Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.” GuySidesMomDadHumorousMusicalMy DadMy MomSillyDrySarcasticQuick Witted Author:Tim Heidecker
“A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.” FunnyGuyPerfectTreeHumorousPlantChristmasComedianHostChristmas Tree Author:Jay Leno
“On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't, he said: Do you mind if I mug you here?” IfsMindFirstsSaidGuyNew YorkHumorousParksNew DayMugCentral Park Author:Paul Merton
“For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.” ShouldHumorHappensFunnyGuySexTermHumorousSymbolsFlatteringOverweightSex SymbolBaldness Author:Dennis Franz