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“The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club. Once tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before running off to Germany where it lives in hiding.”

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Author:Mike Harding
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“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”

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“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

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Author:Napoleon Bonaparte
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