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“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”

“Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.”

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Author:Pope John XXIII

“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”

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Author:Paul Lynde

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”

“I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.”

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Book:Much Ado About me

Source: Much Ado About me

“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“I was also very concerned about protecting my family.”

Stupid Humorous Concerned My Family

Author:William J. Clinton

“The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent storm-tossed seas for months at a time. My family and I arrived by modern commercial aviation, which was infinitely worse.”

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Book:Dave Barry Talks Back

Source: Dave Barry Talks Back