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“Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.”

Men Giving Done Earth Poor Rich Humorous Gold Prison Metals Distribution Scarce Rich Man Poor Man

Author:Mike Harding

“America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.”

Bigs America Interest Rich Humorous Capacity Mysterious Chinese Legendary Inscrutable Concealment

Book:The Lonely Crowd: A Study of the Changing American Character

Source: The Lonely Crowd: A Study of the Changing American Character

“You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.”

“There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.”

World Funny Poor Break Rich Example Amount Summer Humorous Winter Riches Ice Ironic Richness July Summertime Old World

Author:Bat Masterson

“When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.”

Ifs Funny Names Work Poor Class Rich Middle Building Musician Humorous Witty Comedian Shirts Middle Class Ironic Desks Funny Work

Author:Rich Hall

“Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich.”

Giving Made Funny America Father Wish Rich Son Humorous Nationalism Hardship

Author:Robert Frost

“The poor have little; beggars, none; the rich, too much; enough, not one.”

Littles Enough Poor Rich Too Much Humorous Beggar Poor Richard

Book:The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac

Source: The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac

“This (America) is a land of rich diversity, from the towering skyscrapers of Manhatan all the way to the towering mounds of garbage piled up next to the towering skyscrapers of Manhattan.”

Way Funny America Next Rich Land Diversity Humorous Garbage Manhattan Skyscraper

Author:Dave Barry