“My own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after. His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, And his eyes are lit with laughter. He is jubilant as a flag unfurled - Oh, a girl, she'd not forget him. My own dear love, he is all my world - And I wish I'd never met him.” WorldEyeCareGirlStrongWishMy OwnForgetSweetMetsLaughterHumorousGoldDearRingsHis EyesFlagsLitChimesForget HimDear Love Book:Not So Deep as a Well Source: Not So Deep as a Well
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.” KnowsFunnySpiritualAsksWishWomenAnswersAdviceHumorousEmpowermentAskingProfoundWittyIronyNovelistsWomen EmpowermentBad AssEmpoweredEmpowering WomenMeaningful LifeInsperationalGood AdviceBeing StrongPowerful WomenSassyBest AdviceEmpowered WomenFamous InspirationalWomen Empowering WomenFunny But TrueIt Is What It IsFunny MotivationalBeing A Strong WomanI Am WomanInteresting LifeStrong Powerful WomenInconvenient TruthStrong GirlFunny Strong WomenFunny ThoughtsFear Of FlyingFaveKickass WomenWise LifeMost AwesomeSpiritual AdviceAsking For Advice Author:Erica Jong
“I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.” InspirationalDreamFunnyDeathDiesWishSpaceTechnologyPlanetsHumorousImpactMarsInventorInspirational DeathColonizing Mars Author:Elon Musk
“Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.” ThinkingSaidFactsPoliticalPoliticsWishSubjectsKingsRepublicanHumorousTestsDemocratMaking MoneyBobLarryViagra Author:Jay Leno
“I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50% rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't... Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe...same as the Voodoo Lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles, it's all the same: 50-50. So just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself.” WantFunnyUsedWishEnjoyPrayerHalfFourAtheismOffersPicksPercentHumorousFortuneRateAtheistWittyFiftySarcasticSuperstitionsLeafsGoatsSqueezingEnjoy YourselfVoodooPrayers Not Being AnsweredTesticlesCloversMake A WishHorseshoesFour Leaf Clover Author:George Carlin
“Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half - especially if he has a teenage daughter.” IfsMenChildrenBookEnoughFatherStrongWishHalfTearsDaughterHumorousParentingPhonesMy DaughterFatherhoodTeenageTelephonesStrong EnoughFathers DayFather SonDaughter To FatherHaving A DaughterTeenage Daughter Author:Guy Lombardo
“I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.” ThinkingLooksHandsEyeFunnyWinningWishVictoryHumorousLuckGolfShakesShakingGreat GolfFunny Sports Author:Seve Ballesteros
“Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich.” GivingMadeFunnyAmericaFatherWishRichSonHumorousNationalismHardship Author:Robert Frost
“Be careful what you wish for, you may receive it.” MayDreamFunnyWishHumorousCarefulNovelistsAspirationBe CarefulReceivingDreams Do Come TrueEye For An EyeCareful What You Wish For Author:W. W. Jacobs
“Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained men. When it wants a library catalogued, or the solar system discovered, or any trifle of that kind, it uses up its specialists. But when it wishes anything done which is really serious, it collects twelve of the ordinary men standing round. The same thing was done, if I remember right, by the Founder of Christianity.” IfsMenWantKindImportantDoneUseHumorFunnyRememberWishJusticeChristianitySeriousJudgingCivilizationOrdinaryHumorousStandingDecidedGuiltRoundsLibraryInnocenceTwelveTrustedFoundersJuryTriflesSpecialistsSolar SystemOrdinary Man Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton