“My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.”
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Source: Mencken Chrestomathy
“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.”
Source: My Story
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
Source: The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
“My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.”
“A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.”
Source: Time Enough for Love
Source: Anne of Green Gables Collection: Anne of Green Gables, Anne of the Island, and More Anne Shirley Books
“A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.”