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“Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.”
“Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.”
“Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.”
“Last night I woke up with someone squeezing my hand. It was my other hand.”
“Treat it like your last night. Even if you broke, spend tonight like your cash right.”
“People don't buy a new detergent because the manufacturer told a joke on television last night.”
“Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'”
“Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.”
“When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.”
“Nowadays people think that history is what was on TV last night.”