Medical Profession Quotes
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“Healthcare means aid first, rules later.”
“Doctors are taught to write expensive prescriptions and lots of them!”
“I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.”
“HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.”
“In the medical profession a horse and carriage are more necessary than any scientific knowledge.”
“Of course, the medical profession doesn't like D.I.Y. anything.”
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
“The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.”
“The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.”
“God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.”