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“Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.”
“I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.”
“People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.”
“The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease.”
“One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.”
“Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants.”
“Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability.”
“The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.”
“Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician.”
“Ensuring Americans have access to adequate medical care should be a priority for all of us.”
“I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.”
“Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.”
“I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.”
“Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.”
“Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created.”