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“The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.”

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Author:Robert Frost

“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”

“I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.”

Humor Funny Trouble Car My Family Sunday

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.”

Humor Funny Garden My Family Italian Olives Olive Garden

Author:Mike Birbiglia

“I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.”

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Author:Mike Birbiglia

“I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said, 'You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.' And I said, 'Yes, but you see, I've reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?'”

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Author:Natasha Leggero

“Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.”

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Author:Francis Bacon

“Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.”

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Author:Pope John XXIII

“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”

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Author:Paul Lynde

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”

“All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”

“Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.”

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Author:Tim Vine

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.”

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Book:Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

Author:George Burns

“The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.”

“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.”

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Author:Gracie Allen

“I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.”

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Book:Much Ado About me

Source: Much Ado About me