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“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.”
“The brain is like a muscle. When it is in use we feel very good. Understanding is joyous.”
“One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code.”
“Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.”
“The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.”
“We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.”
“Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.”
“If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.”
“The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.”
“Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us.”
“Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.”
“Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature!”
“The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.”
“Young man, in mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.”
“In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.”