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“The proper use of comments is to compensate for our failure to express ourself in code.”
“Sequential programming is really hard, and parallel programming is a step beyond that.”
“If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.”
“Your adrenaline starts to go when the market opens in the morning. It's like sports programming.”
“Television has certainly become a wasteland of quality programming.”
“Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.”
“Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do.”
“There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.”
“If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.”
“Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.”
“There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.”
“The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it.”
“A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.”
“It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.”
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”