“When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.” KnowsWantArtDiesKeysEntertainment Author:George Burns
“People are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes.” PeopleWellsLongI CanEnoughLastsDiesNextMinutesAsking Author:George Burns
“There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.” WayDiesBedBest WayNot Alone Book:Wisdom of the 90s Source: Wisdom of the 90s
“Well, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just repeats the questions and the comedian gets the laughs and you just wait for them and don't let them die completely at the tail end of the laugh.” IfsMenWellsEndsDiesWaitingLaughingComedianRepeatsTails Author:George Burns
“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.” PeopleIfsMadeAgeFunnyPastDeathDiesHumorousHundredWittyBirthdayGetting OldGetting Older Author:George Burns
“I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.” I CanHumorFunnyDiesLosesToo Much Author:George Burns
“I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.” BelieveI CanDoneDiesBeliefDyingDon't BelieveExit Author:George Burns
“I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.” PeopleBelieveI CanDoneYoungDiesWorryDyingAgingDon't BelieveGetting OldExitCupidEczema Author:George Burns
